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Offline Thor

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The Christmas Gifts
« on: December 21, 2010, 06:12:09 PM »
For Christmas, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it "Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne?"
"No," said the little boy, full of excitement........."IT'S A PUPPY!"
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Re: The Christmas Gifts
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2010, 06:34:10 PM »
umm...eww.
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Re: The Christmas Gifts
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2010, 07:21:12 PM »
 :-) :lol: