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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2010, 01:30:48 AM »
Congrats, chris.  NOW, I have a bone to pick with youall who run the Cave...

Very recently I surpassed the 1000th post and no one delivered a pony.   :bawl:

You don't get your free pony until 500,000 posts.......
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2010, 08:50:14 AM »
You don't get your free pony until 500,000 posts.......

Are you confusing me with a DUmmie?!  Just cuz Lord Zer0's zombie hordes of worshippers tolerate, nay embrace, his moving of the goal posts doesn't mean I do! :hammer:  I demand a Skittles shitting unicorn now!
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2010, 10:21:58 AM »
Gratz Chris. Shade, can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas?    :naughty:
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2010, 11:09:00 AM »
for real?  congrats chris!  callused fingers much?  :tongue:
Yeah, but it's not from posting! :-)
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2010, 11:24:54 AM »
Yeah, but it's not from posting! :-)

That's nasty.
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2010, 11:44:57 AM »
That's nasty.

You have a dirty mind.  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:   chris_ works on cars a LOT. One gets calloused fingers from working on cars......
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2010, 01:42:33 PM »
You have a dirty mind.  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:   chris_ works on cars a LOT. One gets calloused fingers from working on cars......

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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2010, 01:56:43 PM »
You have a dirty mind.  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:   chris_ works on cars a LOT. One gets calloused fingers from working on cars......

Gawd. Think about it. If one gets calloused fingers from abusing one's, um, appendage, what kind of shape is that appendage in?

Never mind - I don't wanna know!!!!!     :bolt:
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2010, 01:58:14 PM »
That's nasty.
Yes i know....He should be ashamed of himself.....Rosie palms and all! :-)
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2010, 02:04:30 PM »
I'm glad you folks are enjoying yourselves.

I suppose it could be worse.
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2010, 02:07:49 PM »
I'm glad you folks are enjoying yourselves.

I suppose it could be worse.

Buddy, don't get twisted.....I think you just need some zombo.  Zombo will make it better, it always does!

www.zombo.com

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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2010, 02:46:05 PM »
Buddy, don't get twisted.....I think you just need some zombo.  Zombo will make it better, it always does!

www.zombo.com

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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2010, 02:48:52 PM »
:rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:

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The funny thing, is Chris showed me zombo first!  Must share the zombo.   :-)

The world is a better place with zombo!

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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2010, 02:50:43 PM »
The funny thing, is Chris showed me zombo first!  Must share the zombo.   :-)

The world is a better place with zombo!

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Welcome to zombo com. This. Is. Zombo com.

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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2010, 03:24:34 PM »
Is that site stuck on repeat?  I was there for five minutes... waiting. 
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2010, 03:27:45 PM »
Is that site stuck on repeat?  I was there for five minutes... waiting. 

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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2010, 03:42:04 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

See!  That, my friend is the magic of Zombo!
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2010, 03:49:49 PM »
Is that site stuck on repeat?  I was there for five minutes... waiting. 

I posted the link on facebook, but got no replies or questions about it.

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« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2010, 03:53:30 PM »
I posted the link on facebook, but got no replies or questions about it.

I must have missed it.
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« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2010, 03:53:56 PM »
I posted the link on facebook, but got no replies or questions about it.

Heh.  I guess they were too scared to ask.   :naughty:
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #45 on: December 21, 2010, 03:56:17 PM »
Heh.  I guess they were too scared to ask.   :naughty:

People know me too well.  :rotf:

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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #46 on: December 21, 2010, 04:02:45 PM »
Shade, can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas?   

I dunno. I think I'd prefer if she sat in my lap while I told her what I wanted for Christmas....  :naughty:

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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #47 on: December 21, 2010, 04:04:52 PM »
Heh.  I guess they were too scared to ask.   :naughty:

Well, the rather swarthy, arabic-sounding voice is a little intimidating, much like Achmed, the Dead Terrorist tries to sound with his "Silence!  I kill you!".

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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #48 on: December 21, 2010, 04:05:50 PM »
I'll ask..

What is Zombo?
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Re: heroic chris_
« Reply #49 on: December 21, 2010, 04:06:42 PM »
I hear Chris has mutated hands, thus enabling his prolific typing skills.

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