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Offline thundley4

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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2010, 11:19:15 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 21, 2010, 11:13:54 AM
BF has a MINI.  Gas mileage is fantastic, eh? 

Wierd how things work, now MINI is owned by BMW, and Jaguar is owned by Tata. 

I love tatas.  Oh you were talking about the car manufacturer. Never mind.
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2010, 11:21:28 AM »
Tata didn't make my car.... so I don't care.  It runs great for being 10 years old.  The leather and paint look brand new.
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2010, 12:06:36 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 21, 2010, 10:45:24 AM
Wanna hook up?   :p

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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2010, 12:21:55 PM »
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2010, 12:47:17 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
Tata didn't make my car.... so I don't care.  It runs great for being 10 years old.  The leather and paint look brand new.

Technically, Tata still doesn't make em.  Since they are a subsidiary, everything is still produced in England.  My point was, is that two of the most famous, still-selling British cars aren't even owned by British companies.  Land Rover and Jaguar are now owned by an Indian company, and MINI is BMW.  Crazy. 
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2010, 12:54:13 PM »
Who wants a coke snorting, pill-popping anorexic/bulimic basket case with daddy issues anyway?
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2010, 12:58:02 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on December 21, 2010, 12:54:13 PM
Who wants a coke snorting, pill-popping anorexic/bulimic basket case with daddy issues anyway?

Hey!!!  Oh you were talking about the model....
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2010, 02:51:35 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 21, 2010, 12:47:17 PM
Technically, Tata still doesn't make em.  Since they are a subsidiary, everything is still produced in England.  My point was, is that two of the most famous, still-selling British cars aren't even owned by British companies.  Land Rover and Jaguar are now owned by an Indian company, and MINI is BMW.  Crazy. 

Shhhh, as long as the Minis think they're German, they'll keep working.

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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2010, 02:54:26 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 21, 2010, 02:51:35 PM
Shhhh, as long as the Minis think they're German, they'll keep working.

 :-)


Yup.  Nothin to see here folks......move along. 

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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2010, 03:03:20 PM »
Everybody has their price, bitch.

You'll thank me in the morning...right after you finish your enema.  :-)
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2010, 03:15:26 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on December 21, 2010, 03:03:20 PM
Everybody has their price, bitch.

You'll thank me in the morning...right after you finish your enema.  :-)

Nice.   :II:

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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2010, 03:19:37 PM »
Bitch wouldn't last ten minutes with any military man. She would break like a lawn chair in a high wind.
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2010, 03:21:50 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on December 21, 2010, 03:19:37 PM
Bitch wouldn't last ten minutes with any military man. She would break like a lawn chair ina high wind.

I'm okay with that, unless she breaks wind.

She does that, that's a deal breaker. Don't give a damn about that "closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat" crap.
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2010, 04:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on December 21, 2010, 12:54:13 PM
Who wants a coke snorting, pill-popping anorexic/bulimic basket case with daddy issues anyway?

Been there, done that, lost the tee-shirt.  :-)
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2010, 04:25:54 PM »
Beauty is skin deep. Ugly cuts to the bone. When her boobs are sagging to the floor and she's made a fool of herself from so many face lifts that when she sits her face  pulls back in a pinched grotesque grin she'll be praying for a man to give her some attention.
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2010, 04:27:37 PM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on December 21, 2010, 04:25:54 PM
Beauty is skin deep. Ugly cuts to the bone. When her boobs are sagging to the floor and she's made a fool of herself from so many face lifts that when she sits her face  pulls back in a pinched grotesque grin she'll be praying for a man to give her some attention.

And then she becomes House Speaker.
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2010, 04:31:46 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on December 21, 2010, 04:27:37 PM
And then she becomes House Speaker.

Oh shit!  HI5, but quit making me ruin keyboards youall! :rotf:
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2010, 09:12:39 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on December 21, 2010, 10:11:17 AM
That reminds me that I need to change my rear break pads and not shave this morning.  :-)
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2010, 09:15:39 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on December 21, 2010, 04:27:37 PM
And then she becomes House Speaker.


Now that is a scary thought :-)
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2010, 09:22:16 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 21, 2010, 09:12:39 PM
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I will buy you a Dos Eq :cheersmate:uis for that!
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
« Reply #45 on: December 21, 2010, 10:46:58 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 21, 2010, 12:58:02 PM
Hey!!!  Oh you were talking about the model....

 :lmao: Brilliant

In reference to this model: I freaking hate shallow people. Especial who live in glass houses.



Ya dig, Ms. Strahan?
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
« Reply #46 on: December 21, 2010, 11:33:50 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on December 21, 2010, 10:46:58 PM
:lmao: Brilliant

In reference to this model: I freaking hate shallow people. Especial who live in glass houses.



Ya dig, Ms. Strahan?

Her eyebrows are looking a bit unruly there. 
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #47 on: December 22, 2010, 12:37:08 AM »
Why would I want I date with someone like that? I mean her teeth are messed up too. Hell I see people just as good looking on an average day and they aren't fake and I doubt as shallow.

Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 21, 2010, 09:12:39 PM
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I LOL'd when I saw the last part. I have not seen one of those ads in a few years.
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #48 on: December 22, 2010, 10:34:35 AM »
That thing thinks she's all that?     :mental:
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Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
« Reply #49 on: December 22, 2010, 10:39:52 AM »
With that space between her teeth big enough to drive a truck through, I'll bet she's a really good whistler.....
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