Yeah, them unions are great, asshole. I got farmed out to the Electric Company up here once. Their maintenance men couldn't read a set a prints to save their life, so I was sent over to take care of it.
Yeah, them guys was great! Smoke break every 45 minutes or an hour, bullshit sessions, took two of 'em to read a tape measure, my bets were they never knew which end of a hammer to use until I showed 'em, yeah they was great! Every time I'd get into "my" work mode, they sent somebody by to slow me down so I wouldn't make them look like the public leeches they were!
Yeah, them unions is great!