I'm willing to call YOUR slugshit president President Obama, but only if I get to preface it with my choice of modifier. So, let's all give a rousing cheer for Affirmative Action Loser President Obama and his band of merry castaway IDIOTS over on the island. Come to think of it, his persona kind of reminds me of Gilligan. And fat Teddy made a grand (pun intended) Skipper.