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Offline PatriotGame

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A Very Simple Story
« on: December 18, 2010, 08:48:56 AM »
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End

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Offline thundley4

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Re: A Very Simple Story
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2010, 08:53:29 AM »
A man once proposed to a woman. She said no, and the man lived happily ever after.

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Re: A Very Simple Story
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2010, 05:09:00 PM »
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Offline Eupher

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Re: A Very Simple Story
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2010, 07:00:49 PM »
Once upon a time there was a happy man and a happy woman.

They weren't an item.

The End.
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Offline Chris_

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Re: A Very Simple Story
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2010, 01:34:59 AM »
A man once proposed to a woman. She said no, and the man lived happily ever after.
Drinking and hunting and fishing and having a great time with his friends

                                   The End.
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