Gee, I dunno DUmmies, why don't you get your dead ass off the couch and go FIND one?
Plenty of "Help Wanted" signs where I live, despite the fact they just shut down Thompson Arms and are moving them to Springfield, MA.
Plus, you're on DU, right? That means you're on this thing called the INTERNET. The INTERNET has sites like GOOGLE, where you can enter things like, "job search".
Or if you're like Bobo the Hobo and only use the Internet to surf pron from the library, they also have these things called NEWSPAPERS. In them is a section called HELP WANTED ADS. Read them. Call the little numbers on them. Seriously.
ETA: If the job says "drug test", don't bother. And no, kids, Golden Seal does NOT work. Most companies will also consider the presence of GS by products the same as the presence of drugs, therefore a positive test.