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Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« on: December 15, 2010, 02:47:55 PM »
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Eagles quarterback Michael Vick, who spent time in prison for his involvement in dog fighting, said Tuesday having a dog as a pet would help in his rehabilitation.
Wanna bet he starts losing games and he will fade far away?
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2010, 03:10:11 PM »
Oh sweet mother of Mary!! I still haven't forgiven this piece of shit.

I'm impressed with his play on the field, but not with the guy, and now this? If you get that dog, say buh-bye to the Pro Bowl you're most likely gonna go to in Februrary, Vick. Watch it happen

I guess this just proves that you can take the man out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the man. At least in this instance...
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2010, 03:22:10 PM »
I think Michael Vick can go get blanked.  Fill in the blank with whatever you feel appropriate. 
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2010, 03:32:40 PM »
What would be karmic justice would be for Vick to be allowed to adopt a dog, and the dog turns around and destroys him.  Not dead, because that would be advocating too much criminality, BUT enough to make him unable to play minature golf, let alone football.
Without anything happening to the dog except a brief stint at "rehab" as well. :whistling:
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2010, 03:46:59 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on December 15, 2010, 03:32:40 PM
What would be karmic justice would be for Vick to be allowed to adopt a dog, and the dog turns around and destroys him.  Not dead, because that would be advocating too much criminality, BUT enough to make him unable to play minature golf, let alone football.
Without anything happening to the dog except a brief stint at "rehab" as well. :whistling:

Give him a dog trained to sniff out drugs.  Maybe the dog should be trained bite his crotch first.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2010, 04:06:17 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 15, 2010, 03:46:59 PM
Give him a dog trained to sniff out drugs.  Maybe the dog should be trained bite his crotch first.

Does he even have a manhood left after his murdering of innocent doggies?
He's on par with the serial killers of this world AFAIC. :fuelfire:
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2010, 04:09:56 PM »
Even before the dog fighting crap happened, I never liked Michael Vick. Why? He is an arrogant prick who think he is above everything. What a dick!
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2010, 04:14:26 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 15, 2010, 04:09:56 PM
Even before the dog fighting crap happened, I never liked Michael Vick. Why? He is an arrogant prick who think he is above everything. What a dick!
Remember when he flipped off the crowd ? I think he did that 2wice. That was before the doggie ordeal.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2010, 04:15:03 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 15, 2010, 03:22:10 PM
I think Michael Vick can go get blanked.  Fill in the blank with whatever you feel appropriate. 

neutered?

Dewormed?

His anal gland(s) expressed?

His tail docked?

Treated for heartworm?

Deticked?
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2010, 04:51:39 PM »
Quote from: cavegal on December 15, 2010, 04:14:26 PM
Remember when he flipped off the crowd ? I think he did that 2wice. That was before the doggie ordeal.

I think I remember that. Talk about a major league dickhead!
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2010, 05:17:42 PM »
Quote from: cavegal on December 15, 2010, 04:14:26 PM
Remember when he flipped off the crowd ? I think he did that 2wice. That was before the doggie ordeal.

Really?.....well Cam Newton is going to take his place.

Get Vick a pink poodle.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2010, 09:02:13 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 15, 2010, 04:15:03 PM
neutered?

Dewormed?

His anal gland(s) expressed?

His tail docked?

Treated for heartworm?

Deticked?


All of the above works for me.  He is a bad bad man, I hope he suffers at the paws of a wicked group of feral puppies. 
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2010, 10:29:46 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on December 15, 2010, 04:06:17 PM
Does he even have a manhood left after his murdering of innocent doggies?
He's on par with the serial killers of this world AFAIC. :fuelfire:

Michael Vick is in the same league with Lori Drew, South Hadley 6, and Osama bin Laden, when it comes to being a public enemy. Not that I am in any equating it with mass murder.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2010, 06:36:16 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 15, 2010, 05:17:42 PM
Really?.....well Cam Newton is going to take his place.

Get Vick a pink poodle.

I think Cam is headed to Buffalo, Carolina, Minnesota, or Arizona actually.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2010, 07:05:43 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 15, 2010, 05:17:42 PM
Really?.....well Cam Newton is going to take his place.

Get Vick a pink poodle.

Got something against poodles?
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2010, 07:09:52 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on December 16, 2010, 06:36:16 AM
I think Cam is headed to Buffalo, Carolina, Minnesota, or Arizona actually.

I meant he would become the A-hole of pro-football.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2010, 07:29:17 AM »
He basically is already.  Look at hits he (and Rothelisraper) have taken that would be getting flags were they any other quarterback.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2010, 03:19:29 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 16, 2010, 07:05:43 AM
Got something against poodles?

Poodles are working dogs. They are aggressive. Pit bulls actually had a good reputation back than.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2010, 03:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 16, 2010, 03:19:29 PM
Poodles are working dogs. They are aggressive. Pit bulls actually had a good reputation back than.

As far as smarts go, poodles rank right on up there (speaking in general terms, of course). Border collies are the smartest, followed up by poodles close behind. Standard poodles, especially, are incredibly smart.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2010, 12:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 16, 2010, 03:19:29 PM
Poodles are working dogs. They are aggressive. Pit bulls actually had a good reputation back than.

Poodles?  Aggressive?  You obviously haven't seen mine.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2010, 02:41:05 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 17, 2010, 12:06:13 PM
Poodles?  Aggressive?  You obviously haven't seen mine.

The ones I have been around were aggressive.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2010, 03:11:40 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 17, 2010, 02:41:05 PM
The ones I have been around were aggressive.

That's because you're a nice, big, fat, juicy ptarmigan, and they were hungry.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2010, 08:36:03 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 17, 2010, 03:11:40 PM
That's because you're a nice, big, fat, juicy ptarmigan, and they were hungry.

Dogs don't eat ptarmigans. They taste like cadmium.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2010, 10:42:03 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 18, 2010, 08:36:03 PM
Dogs don't eat ptarmigans. They taste like cadmium.

Can't argue with that.
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Re: Michael Vick Wants to Get Dog to Help His Rehabilitation
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2010, 12:08:24 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 19, 2010, 10:42:03 AM
Can't argue with that.

Can't argue with that? What the hell does cadmium taste like?  :???:

And don't say "chicken".....
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