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Offline CC27

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« on: December 15, 2010, 08:57:28 AM »
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Nothing we have, will "go with us"

Our kids probably don't want our stuff

We are "saving" things that will cause paroxysms of laughter when our family goes through our belongings (after we depart the planet)

We are spending money on stuff we "need" and "want", and in the end most of those things do not make us happy, healthy and certainly not wealthy or wise

We have houses stuffed to the rafters with "stuff"

We have red stuff, blue stuff, white stuff , brown stuff

Wooden stuff , metal stuff, and loads of plastic stuff

We have hitchhiker stuff on and in our stuff....
(stuff like cadmium, lead,formaldehyde)

We have granite stuff, stainless stuff, marble stuff

We re-buy old stuff we used to have, but got rid of

If we cannot find the real old stuff, we buy new replicas of the old stuff so we can reminisce about how much better our old stuff was

Eventually we realize that we really DO have too much stuff, so we.......


rent a storage unit somewhere to put the overflow stuff in, so we have room for more......

stuff..

I have no idea what this is all about.  :mental:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x13189
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2010, 09:13:52 AM »
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Eventually we realize that we really DO have too much stuff, so we.......


rent a storage unit somewhere to put the overflow stuff in, so we have room for more......

....and if you are a DUmmie, you see your storage unit on Storage Wars on A&E because you didn't pay the rent to store your STUFF.
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2010, 09:16:48 AM »
Quote from: BEG on December 15, 2010, 09:13:52 AM
....and if you are a DUmmie, you see your storage unit on Storage Wars on A&E because you didn't pay the rent to store your STUFF.

I am  :lmao:-ing, and  :hi5:-ing....but seriously......my Mom let that happen to my Grandparents stuff.   :censored:.
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2010, 09:25:37 AM »
PLAIGARISM.  This is a rip-off of George Carlin's "A Place for my Things."   Once again, not an original thought rattling around their empty gourds. 
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2010, 09:40:33 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on December 15, 2010, 08:57:28 AM
I have no idea what this is all about.  :mental:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x13189

I think it's an attempt to be funny about materialism.  I wonder if the DUmbass knows he's talking more about his own than us?
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2010, 10:10:08 AM »
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We have houses stuffed to the rafters with "stuff"

You have more than one house?  You greedy son of a bitch.  You better hand one of those houses over to Bobo.
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2010, 10:18:26 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on December 15, 2010, 09:40:33 AM
I think it's an attempt to be funny about materialism.  I wonder if the DUmbass knows he's talking more about his own than us?

Not a clue, wasp . . . not a ****in' clue.
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2010, 10:25:47 AM »
Those 'Self Storage' outfits are a license to print money. I have some friends that are in the business and it is amazing how someone (probably a DUmpster) will have a unit for ten years, be constantly late, pay late fees that are more than the rent, then finally go to auction. Typically these units have a lamp, a box or two of books, and clothes, and some crappy pieces of lawn furniture. Over the years these people have paid thousands of dollars to keep their crap 

OH, OH, I KNOW!!!! We need self storage reform to save these DUmbasses from their own stupidity. This will entail another (there are about 10 pages in these contracts) that tells them something that the DUchebags will never read.  Of course, to implement and regulate this reform it will raise the prices by 20%.
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2010, 10:29:57 AM »
In copying the George Carlin bit and claiming it as his own (DUmmy greenbriar got tombstoned for that), this DUmbass overlooks one of the most fundamental principles of the democrat party. Democrats, due to their aversion to work, don't have nearly as much stuff as decent and civilized people. The democrat political philosophy is based on envy and hatred of people with stuff, and trying to legislate a way to take that stuff for themselves, without having to earn it.
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2010, 11:12:23 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on December 15, 2010, 08:57:28 AM
I have no idea what this is all about.  :mental:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x13189

It's a cover for the Death Tax! Our kids don't want to inherit our "stuff", even though it's worth quite a chunk of change! Therefore, kids won't mind us getting taxed even in death on wealth we have already been taxed on!
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2010, 11:20:49 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 15, 2010, 09:25:37 AM
PLAIGARISM.  This is a rip-off of George Carlin's "A Place for my Things."   Once again, not an original thought rattling around their empty gourds. 

Absolutely! I was in the second paragraph and knew it was a rip off of Carlin. Scumbag thieving DUchebags
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2010, 11:24:53 AM »
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I have no idea what this is all about. 





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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2010, 11:38:46 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on December 15, 2010, 08:57:28 AM
I have no idea what this is all about.  :mental:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x13189

Someone got stoned and watched George Carlin's routine on stuff.  They thought they'd be clever and try to copy him.
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2010, 11:42:49 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on December 15, 2010, 11:12:23 AM
It's a cover for the Death Tax! Our kids don't want to inherit our "stuff", even though it's worth quite a chunk of change! Therefore, kids won't mind us getting taxed even in death on wealth we have already been taxed on!

H5...you nailed it.
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2010, 11:44:48 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on December 15, 2010, 11:12:23 AM
It's a cover for the Death Tax! Our kids don't want to inherit our "stuff", even though it's worth quite a chunk of change! Therefore, kids won't mind us getting taxed even in death on wealth we have already been taxed on!

BINGO...you have to enter the bizarro world of DUmmy think and take anything they say in relation to the cause(s) of the moment on the island.
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2010, 12:11:20 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 15, 2010, 10:18:26 AM
Not a clue, wasp . . . not a ****in' clue.

Eh, that's what I thought.
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2010, 12:32:39 PM »
I have lots of ammo.  Does the government wnat 55% of that?  I will gladly give them 100% of it between 800 and 2800 FPS.
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Re: Stuff.
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2010, 06:23:44 PM »
That thread was full of win. ::)
DUmmies love their stuff. Now, they complain they have too much.
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