In the interests of honesty in advertising, this is what some of the candidates for top primitive of 2010 have revealed about themselves (i.e., the vital statistics have been at one time or another provided by the primitive himself):
WilliamPitt, the Bostonian Drunkard, born December 1971
CaliforniaPeggy, the poetess CalPig primitive, born 1942
Proud2BlibKansan, the Die alte Sau, born late 1952
EFerrari, Doug's stupid ex-wife, born December 1955
Redstone, Chief S itting Bull, born either 1949 or 1950
Stinky the Clown, the sparkling husband primitive, born 1946
undergroundpanther, the subway cat, currently either 44 or 45 years old
Atman, Pedro Picasso, 52 years old, born either 1958 or 1959
HawkeyeX, the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, early 40s
mike_c, the mike_c primitive, at or near 60
NNN0LHI, the grouchy old primitive, born early 1950s
SystematicChaos, the gigantic primitive, born March 17, 1968 or 1969 (I forget which)
ThomWV, the mountain man primitive, born 1944 or 1945
warpy, the defrocked warped primitive, born 1950, give or take 6 months either way
franksolich takes no responsibility for the specific accuracy of the dates above, but DOES take responsibility for the general accuracy (i.e., if any errors, the errors are off by only a year or two).