1. I can get a pass on my grades and be assured that I can go to college at a reduced rate, even if I'm
not a natural born citizen of the country my ancestors started!
Nope!2. I can get a special deal from the gubmint to start a small business!
Nope!3. I can be thought of the expert in any field without bein' called a racist!
Nope!4. I can buy a house without the ability to pay back the loan, and then when I default, I can count on the gubmint to bail me out!
Nope!5. When I'm attacked by a criminal, I can be assured if it was racially motivated, it will be classified as a hate crime!
Nope!6. I can get special treatment by the FDA and cash for bein' discriminated against by some bureaucrat!
Nope!7. I can cause a riot, loot as many stores as I like, and be forgiven because in my opinion, another race is holding me back!
Nope!8. When I'm told ahead of time of a natural disaster, advised to get the hell outa Dodge, yet remain, I can cry foul and expect the gubmint to relocate me and give me cash!
Nope!9. When I vote for a candidate purely based on race, I can expect to be exempt from criticism when he screws the pooch and sends the economy into a tail spin!
Nope!10. I can be a color coded race baiter just because of my skin color!
Nope!11. I can start a club and refrain from admitting any others I do not agree with!
Nope!I could go on, but I'm sure you get the picture!
You're right asshat! I've got it made!
Oh for Christ's sake! Shame on you!
Posted by pgodbold on Mon Dec-13-10 02:00 PM
Here are just a few of well over one thousand rights a marriage licence bestows. Tell you what. When I get the rights listed below I'll make a huge effort to give a flying **** about your whine list.
The right to visit a spouse in the hospital This can be accomplished by your significant other upon admission to the facility! They make exceptions to the rules if the patient requests it! I should know, I been there enough times!
The right to make medical decisions for a sick spouse It's called Power of Attorney, idiot!
The right to make funeral arrangements for a deceased spouse It's called Power of Attorney, idiot!
Access to family courts for dissolution of relationships If you're not married, just why do you need this? In this case, bein' married is worse! Just ask Paul McCartney! One of your heroes!
Death benefits for surviving spouses of firefighters and police officers It's called a will, stooooopid!
Mutual responsibility for debts This one is halarious! Like you people pay bills!
Joint assessment of income for determining eligibility for state government assistance programs Another hoot! You get a better deal by bein' single, espacially if you have kids!
Ability to sponsor a spouse from another country for a green card Yeah, right! I forgot about you needin' to "game" the system to help illegals! Not needed!
Community property ownership protections Ever heard of a contract between two parties??
Child custody, visitation, and duties of financial support to children Uh, since it is impossible for you to create this situation, it needs no comment!
Eligibility for health benefits (without taxation) and COBRA benefits through an employer Everyone in America has this! how come you don't? Hell I can insure my dogs, and you expect me to believe you can't add a fudgepacker?
Ability to take leave to care for a sick spouse under the Family and Medical Leave Act This is BS! Not every American has this in their bennies to start with! If you work for an asshole, expect to be treated as same!
Right to inherit a spouse's pension Again, it's called a will!
Entitlement to inherit social security and disability benefits upon the death of a spouse Can't help ya with this one! It's the price ya have to pay for bein' a pervert!
Ability to inherit jointly owned property without incurring tax penalties Hell, not even dependents get this if your buds in congress can help it! You vote for the tax and steal party, remember?
Right to file joint income taxes Ever heard of "Head of Household"? Same ****in' thing!
Ability to put a spouse on the deed to a home without incurring tax penalties This ones BS! You can put anyone on a deed ya want, idiot!
Access to "family memberships" I doubt the Families would want your perverted ass around anyway! This ones just a pity Party!
Domestic violence protections Ya don't watch "Cops" do ya? This has been around for years, no matter your perversion of choice!
Immunity from testifying against a spouse Like you never heard of not cooperatin' with the prosecution! Besides, if they need your testimony, yer spouse more than likely really ****ed up! Why would you defend her/him?
Right to sue for wrongful death of a spouse In civil court, you can sue for wrongful death of an ant if you can get some sleaze bag lawyer to take yer case! All you have to do is show cause!
What you want is
special privileges! Sorry pal, our Constitution don't work that way, or at least it's not supposed to! You and your ilk are sure as hell tryin' to change that though, aren't ya, asshat?