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Offline Tess Anderson

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"Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« on: December 13, 2010, 12:55:43 PM »
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Bitter much there, "Fumesucker"?:

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Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God in the process.
 I found out today, going on two years after the divorce and thirty years of marriage, that apparently my ex's extramarital affair was with a "good Christian" and she now has found God.

I would put on puke emoticons to show my feelings but I suspect the intertubez would run out of ones and zeros before I could do so adequately.

What makes this especially poignant that it was told to me by a close family member who I think actually thought it would make me feel better about things and accept God into my life.

I'm not quite sure whether insane laughter, utter dumbfoundedness or inchoate berserker rage is my prevalent reaction to this piece of world class cluelessness.

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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2010, 01:01:30 PM »
I personally blame George Bush.
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2010, 01:58:39 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 13, 2010, 01:01:30 PM
I personally blame George Bush.
The Chimp isn't smart enought to pull off something like that......but I'll bet that Cheney's fingerprints are all over it. :-)

ETA: I forgot to mention Teh Rove. That's it. A Cheney/Rove conspiracy.

Maybe if the OP wasn't such a limp-wristed sniveling bitch, his ex wouldn't have found the need to find another man.
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2010, 02:07:44 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 13, 2010, 01:01:30 PM
I personally blame George Bush.
Heh. H5  :-)
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2010, 02:11:31 PM »
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Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God in the process.

You heard it wrong, primitive.  She was saying "God" while she was screwing around on you behind your back.  You were never able to make her say it, thus your confusion.

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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2010, 02:20:41 PM »
This hits too close to home for me to make any objective comment.
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2010, 02:30:20 PM »
Quote from: Thor on December 13, 2010, 02:20:41 PM
This hits too close to home for me to make any objective comment.

yep.

God might be "all forgiving of one's sins"....but that doesn't mean He's going to let the sinner into Heaven.

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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2010, 02:31:01 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on December 13, 2010, 01:58:39 PM
The Chimp isn't smart enought to pull off something like that......but I'll bet that Cheney's fingerprints are all over it. :-)

ETA: I forgot to mention Teh Rove. That's it. A Cheney/Rove conspiracy.

Maybe if the OP wasn't such a limp-wristed sniveling bitch, his ex wouldn't have found the need to find another man.

Isn't this the DUmmie who lives with his daughter and son in law?

If that's the case then .... go figger.

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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2010, 02:45:31 PM »
Quote from: Thor on December 13, 2010, 02:20:41 PM
This hits too close to home for me to make any objective comment.

True enough, not that it's happened to me personally, but I sure have seen more than enough of these situations to bite my tongue on it.  "There are eight million stories in the city...this has been one."
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2010, 02:58:36 PM »
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AmericaIsGreat  Donating Member  (268 posts)     Mon Dec-13-10 12:28 AM
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2. I would go with insane laughter My stepmom was in a relationship with a hardcore Catholic who had 3 kids. He convinced her to go to church and all the rest of it although in retrospect she never really bought into it.
He was an obvious hypocrite and a gigantic asshole. So glad that didn't last.
Yeah,....all because he was a Catholic, right? ::) :whatever: :whatever:
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2010, 03:15:44 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on December 13, 2010, 02:58:36 PM
Yeah,....all because he was a Catholic, right? ::) :whatever: :whatever:
How is being a "Catholic" make one a Christian?

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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2010, 03:20:14 PM »
I can understand fumesucker's feelings on this matter, but whining about it on DU is pretty pathetic.
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2010, 03:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on December 13, 2010, 01:58:39 PM
The Chimp isn't smart enought to pull off something like that......but I'll bet that Cheney's fingerprints are all over it. :-)

ETA: I forgot to mention Teh Rove. That's it. A Cheney/Rove conspiracy.

Maybe if the OP wasn't such a limp-wristed sniveling bitch, his ex wouldn't have found the need to find another a man.

Fixxored.  :-)
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2010, 03:23:49 PM »
Just another thread started to bash Christianity.
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2010, 03:27:43 PM »
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5. The two relationships I had with overtly religious women...
   
were probably the most toxic experiences of my lifespan thus far. Another woman known to me who happens to owe me a significant sum of money is also morbidly religious. She attends mass twice a day and I thought for a time to issue a plaint and summons and serve it on her inside the church. But the Law Society told me that it would be unprofessional conduct. ****ing bunch of killjoys that they are.

This is perhaps not a representative sample but I have tend to find that the most disingenuous, double-crossing backstabbing SOBs tend to be those with a religious mindset.

Oh! so does this mean you could be expected to post something similar in an Islam thread? :popcorn:
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2010, 03:29:40 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on December 13, 2010, 03:27:43 PM
Oh! so does this mean you could be expected to post something similar in an Islam thread? :popcorn:
Nothing wrong with that "peaceful religion". ::) ::)
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2010, 03:40:19 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on December 13, 2010, 03:29:40 PM
Nothing wrong with that "peaceful religion". ::) ::)

I agree with True here.

Had this dude been a devote Muslim the wife would never had a chance to meet another man.
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2010, 04:16:03 PM »
Christians (or so called Christians in some cases) are like any segment in society. You have both good and bad folks in each. Yet the DUmmies love focusing on the bad in certain groups like, Christians, Police officers, the military, and any other group they hate.

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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2010, 06:26:21 PM »
Quote from: Habsfan on December 13, 2010, 03:15:44 PM
How is being a "Catholic" make one a Christian?



um....are you asking this as a serious question?
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2010, 06:37:20 PM »
Wow, a woman decided she wanted something more out of life than being with a stoner.

Hardly ever happens.
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2010, 06:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on December 13, 2010, 03:27:43 PM
Oh! so does this mean you could be expected to post something similar in an Islam thread? :popcorn:

Not unless he/she wants to LITERALLY be stabbed in the back.
Those Muslims have NO sense of humor.
Had Roger Maplethorpe insulted Mohammed the way he did Jesus, he'd have been long dead.
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2010, 06:49:49 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 13, 2010, 06:26:21 PM
um....are you asking this as a serious question?

We all know you Cathoholics are EVIL!!  Second only to the followers of Islam!

 :lmao:

Hail Mary .... peace be unto her.

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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2010, 07:12:18 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on December 13, 2010, 06:49:49 PM
We all know you Cathoholics are EVIL!!  Second only to the followers of Islam!

 :lmao:

Hail Mary .... peace be unto her.

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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2010, 08:25:10 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on December 13, 2010, 06:37:20 PM
Wow, a woman decided she wanted something more out of life than being with a stoner.

Hardly ever happens.
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Re: "Oh, BTW, your ex, who was screwing around on you behind your back has found God
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2010, 08:27:38 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 13, 2010, 07:12:18 PM
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of death.
Please douse me with holy water!

How DO you make holy water anyway?

(Ya boil the hell outta it...) :-)
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