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Offline DixieBelle

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I'm a what??
« on: April 02, 2008, 09:31:40 PM »
This is hilarious.
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I try very hard as a police officer not to be rude and I really don’t get satisfaction out of others’ misery…but sometimes people just walk right into it.

I thought I’d been called everything…but today a young apparently liberal driver I stopped for speeding informed me I was a “Fascist Gestapo Pig Minion of the Bush administration."   :rotf: Hey, no problem. He has First Amendment rights just like everyone else, and being an idiot isn’t illegal.

I went back to the car to run the DL (which was an out of state license from about a thousand miles west of Tennessee) and while I was waiting for the response from the computer mused that this particular epithet was rather original. At that point there was that unique warning sound from the computer along with a bunch of red text. It seems that my driver had an out of state felony warrant for drug charges and of all things, contempt of court! Imagine that. Even better, the words “will extradite nationwide” appeared on the screen, meaning that wherever in our great nation this young man happened to be arrested, the original agency will come and get him.

So, he goes to our jail to await some out of town guests who will take him for a free plane ride back to his hometown where I’m pretty sure there’s a really hacked off judge waiting for him. Plus, we get to keep his car. Somehow this F.G.P.M.B.A. can’t muster a lot of sympathy for him.

Oh, and by the way, after I pulled him out of the car and cuffed him, his originality disappeared and he was reduced to simple four letter words.

I'm stealing that!!!!  :-)
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 09:34:13 PM »
:rofl:  He was probably saving that up for when he finaly got busted.  Must have took him a whole day to come up with it.
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 09:34:33 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 02, 2008, 09:31:40 PM
This is hilarious.
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I try very hard as a police officer not to be rude and I really don’t get satisfaction out of others’ misery…but sometimes people just walk right into it.

I thought I’d been called everything…but today a young apparently liberal driver I stopped for speeding informed me I was a “Fascist Gestapo Pig Minion of the Bush administration."   :rotf: Hey, no problem. He has First Amendment rights just like everyone else, and being an idiot isn’t illegal.

I went back to the car to run the DL (which was an out of state license from about a thousand miles west of Tennessee) and while I was waiting for the response from the computer mused that this particular epithet was rather original. At that point there was that unique warning sound from the computer along with a bunch of red text. It seems that my driver had an out of state felony warrant for drug charges and of all things, contempt of court! Imagine that. Even better, the words “will extradite nationwide” appeared on the screen, meaning that wherever in our great nation this young man happened to be arrested, the original agency will come and get him.

So, he goes to our jail to await some out of town guests who will take him for a free plane ride back to his hometown where I’m pretty sure there’s a really hacked off judge waiting for him. Plus, we get to keep his car. Somehow this F.G.P.M.B.A. can’t muster a lot of sympathy for him.

Oh, and by the way, after I pulled him out of the car and cuffed him, his originality disappeared and he was reduced to simple four letter words.

I'm stealing that!!!!  :-)

that is sig line material.
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 09:36:14 PM »
^I'm taking it! Feel free to spread it around.
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 09:37:36 PM »
Guesses on how long the spinned version shows up on DU?

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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 09:39:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 02, 2008, 09:37:36 PM
Guesses on how long the spinned version shows up on DU?



it could be a while.  apparently he will have to clear extradition and make bail first. :-)
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 09:41:39 PM »
Joanne98 finally bust her son out of the pokey?
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 09:42:45 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on April 02, 2008, 09:41:39 PM
Joanne98 finally bust her son out of the pokey?

Okay, I was thinking that, but didn't want to say it.   :lmao:
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 09:51:34 PM »
I keep telling my cousin, at least be polite when they arrest you...
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 09:52:33 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on April 02, 2008, 09:41:39 PM
Joanne98 finally bust her son out of the pokey?
:rotf:
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 10:04:35 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 02, 2008, 09:31:40 PM
This is hilarious.
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I try very hard as a police officer not to be rude and I really don’t get satisfaction out of others’ misery…but sometimes people just walk right into it.

I thought I’d been called everything…but today a young apparently liberal driver I stopped for speeding informed me I was a “Fascist Gestapo Pig Minion of the Bush administration."   :rotf: Hey, no problem. He has First Amendment rights just like everyone else, and being an idiot isn’t illegal.

I went back to the car to run the DL (which was an out of state license from about a thousand miles west of Tennessee) and while I was waiting for the response from the computer mused that this particular epithet was rather original. At that point there was that unique warning sound from the computer along with a bunch of red text. It seems that my driver had an out of state felony warrant for drug charges and of all things, contempt of court! Imagine that. Even better, the words “will extradite nationwide” appeared on the screen, meaning that wherever in our great nation this young man happened to be arrested, the original agency will come and get him.

So, he goes to our jail to await some out of town guests who will take him for a free plane ride back to his hometown where I’m pretty sure there’s a really hacked off judge waiting for him. Plus, we get to keep his car. Somehow this F.G.P.M.B.A. can’t muster a lot of sympathy for him.

Oh, and by the way, after I pulled him out of the car and cuffed him, his originality disappeared and he was reduced to simple four letter words.

I'm stealing that!!!!  :-)
Where did you find that?
 :rotf:
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 10:14:18 PM »
I know a cop online who shared. :-)
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2008, 06:29:36 AM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on April 02, 2008, 09:41:39 PM
Joanne98 finally bust her son out of the pokey?
:lmao:
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2008, 07:52:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 02, 2008, 09:37:36 PM
Guesses on how long the spinned version shows up on DU?




The cop will have jumped out of the bushes, and then be converted into a lifelong Hillary fan by the time it ends up there.  :-)
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2008, 11:24:40 AM »
I had to revive this thread. Check this out. Look at what the Fascist Gestapo Pig Minions of the Bush Administration were up to over the weekend.

(from the same one who got called a F.G.P.M.B.A.)

Operation Thug Huntin'
...or "How I spent my Saturday night"

Over 50 law enforcement agencies came together this weekend for Operation Sudden Impact (they said my name for it wasn’t PC enough). In any case, a whole boatload of the Po-Po got together and ran gang interdictions, traffic saturations, drug sweeps, fugitive searches, and some other things I can’t tell you about for a 24 hour period.



http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=6296155&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1

 :fuelfire: :tongue: :rotf:
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No, my friends, there’s only one really progressive idea. And that is the idea of legally limiting the power of the government. That one genuinely liberal, genuinely progressive idea — the Why in 1776, the How in 1787 — is what needs to be conserved. We need to conserve that fundamentally liberal idea. That is why we are conservatives. --Bill Whittle

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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2008, 03:51:13 PM »
I have to say I like the line myself. I'm going to add it to my sigline.
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Re: I'm a what??
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2008, 04:19:16 AM »
“Fascist Gestapo Pig Minion of the Bush administration."

LOL

OK...how soon can I expect my "Proud Supporter of F.G.P.M.B.A." bumper sticker?
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