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Offline thundley4

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Three Contests
« on: December 08, 2010, 08:15:11 AM »
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign: 
 
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." 
   
"I am entering!" said Snow White. 
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" 
" First Place !," said Snow White. 
They continue walking and they see a sign: 
 
"Contest for the strongest man in the world." 
"I'm entering," says Superman. 
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" 
" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" 
 
They continue walking when they see a sign: 
 
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" 

Pinocchio says "I'm entering this contest".
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. 
"What happened?" they asked. 
 
"Who the hell is Obama?" asked Pinocchio.
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Re: Three Contests
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 09:56:31 AM »
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Three Contests
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 08:00:23 PM »
 :lmao: :rotf:
How true it is. :-)
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Re: Three Contests
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2010, 03:45:40 PM »
Yup.  Unfortunately O'Bummer doesn't have that nose giving him away.

You just have to know that whenever his lips are moving, he's lying.
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Re: Three Contests
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2010, 08:57:12 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 12, 2010, 03:45:40 PM
Yup.  Unfortunately O'Bummer doesn't have that nose giving him away.

You just have to know that whenever his lips are moving, he's lying.

I dunno....is it just me or does it look like Barrys ears are bigger every time you see him?
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Re: Three Contests
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2010, 09:04:01 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 08, 2010, 08:15:11 AM
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign: 
 
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." 
   
"I am entering!" said Snow White. 
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" 
" First Place !," said Snow White. 
They continue walking and they see a sign: 
 
"Contest for the strongest man in the world." 
"I'm entering," says Superman. 
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" 
" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" 
 
They continue walking when they see a sign: 
 
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" 

Pinocchio says "I'm entering this contest".
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. 
"What happened?" they asked. 
 
"Who the hell is Obama?" asked Pinocchio.

 :lol: :rotf: :lmao: :lol: :rotf: :lmao: :lol: :rotf: :lmao:

H5 given, and the joke is stolen!
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Re: Three Contests
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2010, 07:22:57 PM »
Quote from: Randy on December 19, 2010, 08:57:12 AM
I dunno....is it just me or does it look like Barrys ears are bigger every time you see him?
:-) That's from Me-shell pulling him around everywhere by those Dumbo ears of his.
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