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Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« on: December 07, 2010, 12:26:21 PM »
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What kind of a woman bites off her 79-year-old husband’s tongue and then poses for a mug shot flashing her pearly whites?

Meet Karen Lueders.

The 57-year-old Wisconsin woman was arrested Monday evening on a felony mayhem-domestic violence count after she allegedly bit off half of her husband Willard’s tongue while kissing him, according to investigators. ...



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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2010, 12:29:55 PM »
I don't know what's worst? The fact that she bit his tongue or that her husband actually kisses that thing? :rotf: :popcorn:
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2010, 12:39:50 PM »
Once again , we have a crazy lady that looks like Susan Estrich.
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2010, 12:54:40 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on December 07, 2010, 12:29:55 PM
I don't know what's worst? The fact that she bit his tongue or that her husband actually kisses that thing? :rotf: :popcorn:

Not sure about this, check out the wife married to a man well into his 70 ies.  From the photos the wife is a very good looking wonan for her age.  HMMMMMM

So the wife had to use the toilet and her husband came in and stuck his toung in her mouth while she was involved with  normal body functions.

Is there anyone out there that would not be anoyed by this act at that time.  

Last thing I would want is to be sitting on the pot trying to pass a big one and ANYONE come in and try to make love to me at that time.
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2010, 01:16:01 PM »
EWWWW pass the mind bleach yuck someone needs to post a spork alert with that picture
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2010, 01:24:58 PM »
I wonder if he got a lick or two in before the pearly whites came out.

She's got a real biting wit to want to flash those teeth for her mug shot - I guess that means she forgot to floss this morning.
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2010, 01:26:26 PM »
Her actions had a lot of teeth in them . . .
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2010, 01:40:17 PM »
She left her man speechless.
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2010, 01:42:43 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 07, 2010, 01:24:58 PM
I wonder if he got a lick or two in before the pearly whites came out.

She's got a real biting wit to want to flash those teeth for her mug shot - I guess that means she forgot to floss this morning.

Whatever story she comes up with, I doubt the jury will swallow it.
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2010, 01:50:32 PM »
Quote from: bijou on December 07, 2010, 01:42:43 PM
Whatever story she comes up with, I doubt the jury will swallow it.

The jury will crown the perp with a long jail sentence. She'll be left to wonder about the root cause of her imprisonment.
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2010, 01:52:59 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 07, 2010, 01:50:32 PM
The jury will crown the perp with a long jail sentence. She'll be left to wonder about the root cause of her imprisonment.
She may not get a really long sentence if she remains contrite in court and doesn't get lippy.
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2010, 01:55:47 PM »
Quote from: bijou on December 07, 2010, 01:52:59 PM
She may not get a really long sentence if she remains contrite in court and doesn't get lippy.

Oh no, she simply doesn't have the sense to swallow her pride. She's doomed her husband to a life without a razor-tongued response to life's issues.
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2010, 05:28:45 PM »
Is that what you call biting humor?
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2010, 05:58:14 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 07, 2010, 05:28:45 PM
Is that what you call biting humor?

I think it's more tongue in cheek humor.
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2010, 07:14:26 PM »
That woman looks crazy. Must be on drugs.  :lmao: :mental:
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2010, 07:47:26 PM »
Her husband has "bad taste" in women.
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Re: Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2010, 11:09:50 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on December 07, 2010, 07:47:26 PM
Her husband has "bad taste" in women.

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