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Offline Ptarmigan

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Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« on: November 30, 2010, 09:15:15 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAn2UFXSsgw[/youtube]

The rabbit is raping the cat. This is MONSTEROUS BESTIALITY!!!!!!!! :puke:  :argh:  :bird: The Bible addresses on how to deal with bestiality.

Exodus 22:19
Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal is to be put to death.

Leviticus 18:23
Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.

Leviticus 20:16
If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

Leviticus 11:6
The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you.

What does the Bible on how to deal with this perversion? DEATH!!!! You know how God deals with sodomite bunnies? God will rain down fire and brimstone give filthy verministic sodomite bunnies eternal damnation.
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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 09:20:38 PM »
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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 09:20:42 PM »
HE hasn't yet, though, has HE??
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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 09:22:35 PM »
We are dealing with a rabbit who engages in bestiality. It's clearly stated in the Bible that bestiality is wrong and worthy of death, which this bunny rightfully deserves, along side with all Lagomorphs. Does anyone read the Bible???????????
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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 09:39:22 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 30, 2010, 09:22:35 PM
We are dealing with a rabbit who engages in bestiality. It's clearly stated in the Bible that bestiality is wrong and worthy of death, which this bunny rightfully deserves, along side with all Lagomorphs. Does anyone read the Bible???????????

Nope.

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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 09:41:47 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on November 30, 2010, 09:39:22 PM
Nope.

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Obviously the cat didn't or it would not have enticed the bunny.
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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 09:53:33 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 30, 2010, 09:41:47 PM
Obviously the cat didn't or it would not have enticed the bunny.

The cat was justified in attacking the sodomite bunny.
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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2010, 05:30:33 AM »
You are right!  That beast with floppy ears should be tried, jailed, and then burned at the stake!!!!!!!
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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2010, 05:50:41 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on December 01, 2010, 05:30:33 AM
You are right!  That beast with floppy ears should be tried, jailed, and then burned at the stake!!!!!!!

Hey , hey , hey. Lets not go overboard here. Medium rare is quite good enough.

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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2010, 05:53:20 AM »
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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2010, 11:05:27 AM »
my dad had a dog that chased an escaped rabbit under the wood pile. The dog came out without an eye. The rabbit came out a day or so later.
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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2010, 12:22:22 PM »
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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2010, 02:00:50 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on December 01, 2010, 05:30:33 AM
You are right!  That beast with floppy ears should be tried, jailed, and then burned at the stake!!!!!!!

All floppy eared ptarmigan oppressors should be rounded up and exterminated with nukes detonated on them.
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Re: Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2010, 05:31:17 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 01, 2010, 05:53:20 AM


It perversion worthy of eternal damnation.
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