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Offline thundley4

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Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« on: November 30, 2010, 03:00:53 PM »
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EDMOND, OK -- Two women are arrested for shoplifting and police say they used their bodies to conceal the goods. Edmond police authorities say it was at the Edmond TJ Maxx that loss prevention officers found the duo stuffing items under their belly fat and breasts.

They say they took four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves; $2,600 worth of store merchandise.

Ailene Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas were arrested for shoplifting and are facing felony charges.

Officer James Hamm said, "These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, under their chest area and armpits."
OK

There's a video at the link for those curious brave enough to watch. I wasn't.
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 03:12:59 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 30, 2010, 03:00:53 PM
There's a video at the link for those curious brave enough to watch. I wasn't.
I wanted to see what someone named 'Shmeco' would look like.

Pass the brain bleach.
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 03:19:40 PM »
Those goods will be nicely perfumed now, after a trip round a store hidden in body fat.  :o
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 03:31:49 PM »
It's Oklahoma.......  :fuelfire:
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 03:59:37 PM »
3 boots under her breast! :ohnoes:
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 04:00:09 PM »
I wonder where boot #4 was hiding? :???:
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 04:21:55 PM »
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 07:27:55 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on November 30, 2010, 03:12:59 PM
I wanted to see what someone named 'Shmeco' would look like.
Pass the brain bleach.
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That will teach ya Chris. :-)
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2010, 06:38:59 AM »
That's nothing.

I hear ptarmigans often hide cornbread, onions and celery up their bums.
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2010, 06:58:51 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 30, 2010, 03:00:53 PM
OK

There's a video at the link for those curious brave enough to watch. I wasn't.
I think i'd let them keep the merchandise :puke:
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2010, 10:16:16 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 01, 2010, 06:58:51 AM
I think i'd let them keep the merchandise :puke:

I want to know how they were caught, who saw them, are there cameras in the changing rooms???
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Re: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2010, 11:59:13 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on December 01, 2010, 10:16:16 AM
I want to know how they were caught, who saw them, are there cameras in the changing rooms???

I'd say you're probably alone in the "seek answers to these questions" department.
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