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Offline Scoobie

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How to Save Gas
« on: April 02, 2008, 08:27:11 AM »


President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....


The best way to stop using so much gas is to begin by deporting the 11 million illegal immigrants now in America! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would then come down.....

 
Then, bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

When they catch an illegal immigrant trying to cross the border, issue him a uniform, a canteen, a rifle and some ammo, and ship him to Iraq ...

Tell him if he wants to come to America, then he must first serve a tour in our military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country, supported democracy in Iraq, and has learned to speak English.  Those who can't or won't speak English will not have survived combat and will no longer be part of the problem or it's solution....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .

 
This option will probably deter illegal immigration, provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and dramatically reduce the number of illegal aliens in America trying to sponge off of our educational and welfare systems, which are paid for with American tax dollars.......
 
 
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo, but dressed in the US military uniform.  Problem solved.....


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Offline Chris_

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Re: How to Save Gas
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 11:28:39 AM »
 :agree: :clap:
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.