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Offline Tess Anderson

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"The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« on: November 27, 2010, 02:18:44 PM »
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Wait, first I'd like to say this had to have been one busy t-shirt (if it exists at all), but rsmith took the trouble to read the whole thing;

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rsmith6621  (1000+ posts)      Sat Nov-27-10 02:11 PM
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The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target
 
Shopping at Target this morning a scruffy guy in his mid sixty's walks by me with a tee-shirt that says OBAMACARE SYMPTOMS INCLUDE....

* allergic reactions like skin rash, itching or hives, swelling of the face, lips, or tongue
* dark urine
* fever
* joint pain
* muscle cramps, pain
* redness, blistering, peeling or loosening of the skin, including inside the mouth
* trouble passing urine or change in the amount of urine
* unusually weak or tired
* yellowing of eyes or skin
* bankrupting your pocket book
* growing socialism

........something along those lines..


So I had to say something so I said...Interesting shirt...let me ask you something...WHAT IS THE CONSERVATIVES PLAN FOR HEALTH CARE....... he stumbled all over himself trying to find an response so I grabbed a piece of the stores paper towel and a pen out of my pocket and wrote down two words made famous by Alan Grayson..... "JUST DIE" and showed it to him...he said that's bullshit...I responded then what is the plan..SILENCE..again you prove that your conservative party beliefs are to do nothing and condemn the messenger....wake up and realize your beliefs are counter to what is in your best interest.... and I walked away
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2010, 02:47:12 PM »
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so I said...Interesting shirt...let me ask you something...WHAT IS THE CONSERVATIVES PLAN FOR HEALTH CARE.

Sure you did DUmmie.   :whatever:
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2010, 02:47:32 PM »
Unlike you parasites on the left who want everything handed to them,I view health care as I do food and shelter...a responsibility of my own.

As far as your "best interest" crap,stick it in your ass.
You idiots only want for yourself and are too greedy,envious,bitter and useless to understand that a government that can operate to my unique and individual best interest can do so at great harm to anothers.
You always assume that the great and benign government will pick you to be its winner but look at history.

Those that were useless or annoying regardless of stripe were not treated kindly by socialists in power.
Where do you think you will be when you are a burden to an equally impoverished society?

Damn fools.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2010, 02:50:43 PM by Carl »
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2010, 02:48:20 PM »
Total bouncy.

I thought DUmmies were boycotting Target because they (Target) donated money to a Republican candidate in Minnesota?
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2010, 02:57:12 PM »
OK, well I googled "Obamacare Symptoms Include" and "t shirts" and found nothing at all of what the OP cited.
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2010, 03:09:00 PM »
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donco  (525 posts)        Sat Nov-27-10 02:30 PM
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8. Mid sixties eh?
 Must have pretty good insurance to replace Medicare then.  [with sarcasm smiley]

Must have, since Obama and Pelosi (I don't really think of Reid as anything but a stooge) GUTTED MEDICARE TO THE TUNE OF HALF A TRILLION, you unbelievably stupid person.

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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2010, 03:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Carl on November 27, 2010, 02:47:32 PM
Unlike you parasites on the left who want everything handed to them,I view health care as I do food and shelter...a responsibility of my own.

As far as your "best interest" crap,stick it in your ass.
You idiots only want for yourself and are too greedy,envious,bitter and useless to understand that a government that can operate to my unique and individual best interest can do so at great harm to anothers.
You always assume that the great and benign government will pick you to be its winner but look at history.

Those that were useless or annoying regardless of stripe were not treated kindly by socialists in power.
Where do you think you will be when you are a burden to an equally impoverished society?

Damn fools.

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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2010, 05:48:01 PM »
I can believe the t-shirt part but not the rest. One-half bong.
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2010, 05:57:48 PM »
I thought Target was a non-union shop. Why is a liberal thug shopping there?
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2010, 08:07:53 PM »
Obamacare t-shirts here and  here, and I don't see the mentioned t-shirt at either. 

However, this DUmmie's post is at number 4
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2010, 11:31:36 PM »
Right...like they'd have no response. First thing that popped into my head: portability, you know competition. And I hope the skank bought the paper towels. I think my response would've been, "yeah, I hope you do". Just to piss it off. Anyone who believes that is too stupid to breathe.

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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2010, 07:19:00 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on November 27, 2010, 11:31:36 PM
Anyone who believes that is too stupid to breathe.

Unfortunately, Cindie, breathing is a reflex act. :banghead:
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2010, 08:06:08 AM »
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10. That's a lot of writing for a t-shirt.

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12. You're trying so hard, aren't you? n/t
   
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13. the tee shirt wearer or the OP or more likely both!

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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2010, 08:19:40 AM »
I don't know what's worse, the bouncies or the Dumbasses who believe that they're true.
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2010, 08:33:27 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on November 28, 2010, 08:19:40 AM
I don't know what's worse, the bouncies or the Dumbasses who believe that they're true.

I think the ones who believe it are worse, they're gullible and will fall for anything.
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2010, 02:19:15 PM »
For the DUmmy idiot,.....
I give 2 bouncy idiots. :bouncingidiot: :bouncingidiot:
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2010, 02:24:11 PM »
I thought maybe he took notes on what the t-shirt said, but when he had to grab for a paper towel to write JUST DIE on, that blew that theory.

Zero bongs.

Complete fantasy with zero believability.
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2010, 03:59:09 PM »
He didn't want o admit he had to leave with his ass kicked up between his shoulders by a 60 year old Patriot!

I'm not quite 60, gotta coupla years yet, but he sure as hell woulda been able to see where he wiped, if it had been me!

Total fabrication!!!
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2010, 07:07:10 PM »
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46. I'm glad Target finally installed paper towel dispensers around the store for people to write on
   
About damn time.


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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2010, 07:35:58 PM »
I had a T-shirt that had a pic of a F1 car with "No Doors Racing" on the front.

On the back, it read:
"Real race cars don't have:
Doors,
Hoods,
Trunks,
Fenders,
Bumpers,
Windshields,
Gun racks, or,
Mechanics named "Bubba".

Got quite a reaction here in the heart of NASCAR country.
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2010, 09:51:41 AM »
He can't even quote the douchebag Grayson properly.  It's "Die Quickly."  This guy tells the stupidest stories, they're embarrassingly stupid, and cringe-worthy.  They're so bad, the DUmpmonkiez call him out every time, to which he doesn't respond.  He doesn't learn from the criticism, and so the quality of his bouncies never improves.  Rsmith, anything worth doing is worth doing well. 
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2010, 10:12:04 AM »
I just had to row over.  Look!  From one nominee to another:

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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-27-10 02:14 PM
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1. Well, you nailed him
 that's all you need to do. Everyone is going to laugh at the moron.
  Everybody already is, Hawkeye!   :loser: :lmao:

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29. Oh good. A tale of confronting a senior citizen. nt

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40. Yeah, it'll probably be a cold day in hell...
 before we hear a story about someone confronting a 20 or 30-something guy who looks like an NFL linebacker...

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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2010, 12:05:55 PM »
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pipi_k  (1000+ posts)      Sun Nov-28-10 12:59 PM
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40. Yeah, it'll probably be a cold day in hell...
 before we hear a story about someone confronting a 20 or 30-something guy who looks like an NFL linebacker...

Or a gun rights activist.
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2010, 12:51:13 PM »
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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-27-10 02:14 PM
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1. Well, you nailed him that's all you need to do. Everyone is going to laugh at the moron.
HA HA! ::)
You simple minds only live in the "now". What happens when your premiums go up? What happens when you can't see the same doctor that you had for years? How do we, as a nation pay for this "entitlement"? How many jobs have been created? Nazi Pelosi and dumbo the imposter, both said jobs would be created from the HELLCARE bill.
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Re: "The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target"
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2010, 01:07:02 PM »
I don't wear political tshirts....but even if I did, and someone confronted me like that...I'd be looking around for security.

It's always such fun to read the Dummies creative writing.  :lmao:

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