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Teabag Logic
« on: November 26, 2010, 06:00:43 PM »
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Teabag Logic
   
"OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!! A BIG SCARY MOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZLIM!"

Then you show them this:

{insert pic of Obama in a church}


No reaction....then:

"OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST!!!!! A BIG SCARY STALINIST COMMIE!!!!"

Then you show them this:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/wallstreetreform

Doesn't exactly look much like Das Kapital, now does it.

Then, the freeper comes back with:

"OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!! A BIG SCARY MOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZLIM!"


lather. rinse. repeat.
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DUmmy, um, logic?  If someone takes a pic of you in a church, you are a Christian.  I guess that explains their fear of churches, the mention of Christ's name in public, and their intense need to silence Christians!  Anyone with a belief system that can be subverted by one picture inside a church building has reason to fear Free Speech.   :rotf: :rotf:

Of course, having the government in complete control of banks, Wall Street, car companies, healthcare, etc. etc. in no way resembles communism, either.   :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2010, 06:18:03 PM »
Yeah, we know what kind of churches Obama goes to. ::)
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2010, 06:34:17 PM »
If a hotwheels car is in a legos box, does that make it a legos piece?  No more than Obama being in a church makes him a Christian.
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2010, 06:41:51 PM »
The DUmmies logic fails
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2010, 06:50:52 PM »
YAWN...SOSDD...JEEZE ya think they could at least try to be amusin once in awhile...:yawn:
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2010, 07:26:17 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on November 26, 2010, 06:00:43 PM
Of course, having the government in complete control of banks, Wall Street, car companies, healthcare, etc. etc. in no way resembles communism, either.   :lmao: :lmao:
You earned yourself a H5 for this remark.
The stupid over there is rampant. The answers are right in their face and yet, they still don't understand. :mental:
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2010, 01:04:01 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on November 26, 2010, 06:18:03 PM
Yeah, we know what kind of churches Obama goes to. ::)

I agree Chris... I still can't get over the "God Damn America" tirade what's-his-preacher-face said.

And the American people elected the asshole that sat there and listened to this crap for 20 years.
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2010, 04:48:20 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on November 26, 2010, 06:41:51 PM
The DUmmies logic fails

"DUmmie Logic" is an oxymoron.  (bold added for effect)

DUmmie logic is also rarer than chicken teeth.
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2010, 06:35:52 AM »
Obama is a fascist to his core.  Alinsky wouln't like the idea he is using which is to essentially bind big business to the government which is what Obama has done from the word go. 

Goldman Sachs was more than happy to work in lockstep with the government in writing new regulations because these regulations will make new competitors virtually impossible and provide the big banks, chiefly GS, practical monopolies under the color of law.

GM should have been allowed to go bankrupt and shake off the unions, or the unions should have stepped in with their money and saved their cash cow.  Instead, Obama used the oppurtunity to bind GM to the government and force them to design the cars that he wants. 

I won't mention healthcare, because that is where Obama hopes to set up the government's hydraulic empire.
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2010, 07:12:21 AM »
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Teabag Logic
   
"OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!! A BIG SCARY MOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZLIM!"

Then you show them this:

{insert pic of Obama in a church}
Jeese... and every other post from a DUmmy is reeking with Christian hate.
Weird...
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2010, 07:39:02 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on November 27, 2010, 07:12:21 AM
Jeese... and every other post from a DUmmy is reeking with Christian hate.
Weird...
Some "Christians," most notably those that have no clue what the word means, are obviously far more acceptable to the DUmp than "fundies," or anyone who may have actually read at least the whole New Testament.  If nothing else, they're far less scary than the "peaceful" Muslims.   :mental:
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2010, 09:01:51 AM »
then the teabaggers say that 0BAMA RUINED HEALTHCARE,

and you answer them with, um.... I mean.....


And the teabaggers say THE STIMULUS WAS A COLLOSSAL FAILURE AND WASTE OF MONEY

and you answer them with, well, um, mumble, saved jobs, mumble, erm,

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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2010, 01:03:43 PM »
Quote from: Vagabond on November 27, 2010, 06:35:52 AM
Obama is a fascist to his core.  Alinsky wouln't like the idea he is using which is to essentially bind big business to the government which is what Obama has done from the word go. 
Goldman Sachs was more than happy to work in lockstep with the government in writing new regulations because these regulations will make new competitors virtually impossible and provide the big banks, chiefly GS, practical monopolies under the color of law.
GM should have been allowed to go bankrupt and shake off the unions, or the unions should have stepped in with their money and saved their cash cow.  Instead, Obama used the oppurtunity to bind GM to the government and force them to design the cars that he wants. 
I won't mention healthcare, because that is where Obama hopes to set up the government's hydraulic empire.
Great post! H5 for you.
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2010, 01:07:10 PM »
Liberal logic:


































Yeah, I got nothing.
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2010, 01:18:48 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 27, 2010, 01:07:10 PM
Liberal logic:


































Yeah, I got nothing.

'Cept the H5 I just gave you!
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2010, 09:47:16 AM »
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Teabag Logic
   
"OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!! A BIG SCARY MOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZLIM!"

Then you show them this:

{insert pic of Obama in a church}


No reaction....then:

"OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST!!!!! A BIG SCARY STALINIST COMMIE!!!!"

Then you show them this:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/wallstreetreform

Doesn't exactly look much like Das Kapital, now does it.

Then, the freeper comes back with:

"OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!! A BIG SCARY MOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZLIM!"


lather. rinse. repeat.
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2010, 12:01:39 PM »
He sat in Wright's pews for the political connections and the anti-American/Western/Semitic horseshit, not because he's a Christian in his heart. A child could see that.
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2010, 12:23:06 PM »
Obama is only a Christian of convenience.
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2010, 03:06:07 PM »
Quote from: micmac on November 28, 2010, 12:23:06 PM
Obama is only a Christian of convenience.

That's a good one.  H5.
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2010, 03:13:35 PM »
It is amusing how the DUmmie logic only applies if you are a DUchebag pretending to be a conservative.

The DUmp truly is the land of the most talented, gifted, and successful people on the earth.

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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2010, 03:48:51 PM »
Quote from: jukin on November 28, 2010, 03:13:35 PM
It is amusing how the DUmmie logic only applies if you are a DUchebag pretending to be a conservative.

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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2010, 05:04:35 PM »
Quote from: micmac on November 28, 2010, 12:23:06 PM
Obama is only a Christian of convenience.

Absolutely

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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2010, 05:58:23 PM »
Quote from: micmac on November 28, 2010, 12:23:06 PM
Obama is only a Christian of convenience.

One of those who calls themselves a Christian. A fake Christian.
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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2010, 07:14:24 PM »
Not one of these people ever had an original thought in their entire life.

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Re: Teabag Logic
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2010, 07:18:35 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on November 29, 2010, 07:14:24 PM
Not one of these people ever had an original thought in their entire life.

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