Author Topic: What really happens to the turkey that the President pardons at Thanksgiving?  (Read 1228 times)

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Offline Chris_

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A humorous look at the life of a pardoned turkey.

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Holy shit, the last one was freakin' hilarious.  :lmao: :lmao:
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Some good Thanksgiving Day humor to post on Facebook. 

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Holy shit, the last one was freakin' hilarious.  :lmao: :lmao:
Yes, it was. :-)

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