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Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« on: November 24, 2010, 09:53:08 PM »
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Gabi Hayes (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Nov-23-10 11:35 PM
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Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
   
Palin, as in Stalin.

Better yet, just start calling her Palin, with a short "a" from now on.
Then, when you get corrected just use the Stalin rhyme.

Wouldn't it be cool if that could make its way into the vernacular?

I'm starting today.

Paaaalin

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Here's a tip DUmmy if you want the name to stick try finding something that is at least somewhat factual. For example when we call you DUmmies it is based on facts. That's why it works so well.

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Zoeisright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Nov-23-10 11:37 PM
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1. I just say 'Repubic' party.
   
Because they're trying to screw everybody except rich white men. Well, some of them too. Like Larry Craig.

You may notice we don't cry and moan when you call it the Republic party or, repuke, repug, rethug, and so forth.

I love how calling it the Democrat party bunches up their DU thongs.

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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2010, 09:54:24 PM »
dickless, clueless pieces of shit?

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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2010, 09:57:06 PM »
I like how they still make this about Sarah.  I love the way she drives them crazier.
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2010, 09:57:20 PM »
DUmmie says to me "Palin, as in Stalin".

My reply:

A sweet smile at the inward thought of the DUmmie's head asplodin' as she pronounces her own name correctly and continues "do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute..."
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2010, 10:23:59 PM »
Can someone tell me why they have a shit fit over democrat vs democratic?
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2010, 08:35:18 AM »
Quote from: ExGeeEye on November 24, 2010, 09:57:20 PM
DUmmie says to me "Palin, as in Stalin".

My reply:

A sweet smile at the inward thought of the DUmmie's head asplodin' as she pronounces her own name correctly and continues "do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute..."

Maybe they should change that word.......what with the commie DUmmies getting into office and all.
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2010, 08:53:33 AM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2010, 10:23:59 PM
Can someone tell me why they have a shit fit over democrat vs democratic?

Seems it has something to do with their detractors calling them 'rats' - and 'Democratic' suggests that they are the party of democracy, and the others aren't.

I like to call them the Democrat Party because its pisses them off - Whereas all the silly things they call Republicans don't bother me at all.
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2010, 08:57:53 AM »
Quote from: miskie on November 25, 2010, 08:53:33 AM
Seems it has something to do with their detractors calling them 'rats' - and 'Democratic' suggests that they are the party of democracy, and the others aren't.

I like to call them the Democrat Party because its pisses them off - Whereas all the silly things they call Republicans don't bother me at all.

If they had their way we'd be calling them ticks, instead of rats.
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2010, 08:58:13 AM »
Quote from: miskie on November 25, 2010, 08:53:33 AM
Seems it has something to do with their detractors calling them 'rats' - and 'Democratic' suggests that they are the party of democracy, and the others aren't.

I like to call them the Democrat Party because its pisses them off - Whereas all the silly things they call Republicans don't bother me at all.

1) "I am a republican"
2) "I am a democratic"

2 just doesn't sound like it is complete. Republican sounds like a noun, democratic sounds like and adjective.

You finish the sentence.

" I am a democratic _______________________________"
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2010, 09:07:10 AM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2010, 10:23:59 PM
Can someone tell me why they have a shit fit over democrat vs democratic?

You have to admit, "Democratic" sound better than "Demoronic", which is much closer to the truth than "Democrat".

I heard somewhere back during the time of our Founding Fathers, calling someone a "democrat" was similar to calling them a "MF'N SOB" today.

I think it still fits.
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2010, 09:17:34 AM »
Quote from: FlaGator on November 25, 2010, 08:58:13 AM
1) "I am a republican"
2) "I am a democratic"

2 just doesn't sound like it is complete. Republican sounds like a noun, democratic sounds like and adjective.

You finish the sentence.

" I am a democratic DUchebag"

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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
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1. I just say 'Repubic' party.
   
Because they're trying to screw everybody except rich white men.

Just too ****ing bad we own everything too huh?

Where do you think all of 0bama's Stim-You-Less money went, DUmmy?
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2010, 09:39:45 AM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2010, 10:23:59 PM
Can someone tell me why they have a shit fit over democrat vs democratic?

Because they are big whiny pussies. If there is a reason to bitch they do. When there isn't a reason to bitch they do. Then they bitch just to make sure someone has heard them bitch.

When the orders come down to haul them all into the camps they will bitch. When they are all shot and their bullet torn bodies are tossed into the ditch, they will bitch the firing squads were not union. When the marker is placed over their graves they will bitch that some obscure religion symbol is not included while they bitch that some religious symbol is.

They will bitch when they are shuttled down to Hell because the busses are not green.They will bitch as they are processed because all the signs are in English, or whatever language they don't like. They will bitch as they begin their torment because it wasn't them...or their fault...

They just bitch. Always.
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2010, 10:05:48 AM »
...to which they will say, "Obama, like Osama."  Or "What about Josef Biden, hmmm?"

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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2010, 06:58:59 PM »
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Gabi Hayes (1000+ posts)  Tue Nov-23-10 11:35 PM
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Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....Palin, as in Stalin. Better yet, just start calling her Palin, with a short "a" from now on. Then, when you get corrected just use the Stalin rhyme.
Wouldn't it be cool if that could make its way into the vernacular? I'm starting today.
Paaaalin
The stupid is rampant there. Only if they would only put down the bongs long enough to clue themselves in as to whom is the "real" Stalin. Wake up before to it's too late.
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2010, 03:57:42 AM »
Quote from: BEG on November 24, 2010, 10:23:59 PM
Can someone tell me why they have a shit fit over democrat vs democratic?

Because there's nothing democratic about Democrats.  They know it, we know it, and it kills them that they might just have to admit it.
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Re: Every time they say "Democrat party," you say....
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2010, 12:34:51 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 26, 2010, 03:57:42 AM
Because there's nothing democratic about Democrats.
You said it Sparky. :cheersmate:
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