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German couple rescued from river after kinky car sex
« on: November 24, 2010, 12:40:29 PM »
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A couple in Germany had to be rescued from the Rhine after their car rolled into the river during a steamy sex session.


The couple had been getting down and dirty in their motor when their raunchy antics went wrong.

They kicked the automatic gearstick into drive, sending their car in to the freezing water of the Rhine river in Cologne.


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/848100-couple-rescued-from-river-after-kinky-car-sex#ixzz16E7CkUDx

Not a good week for car owners in Germany.



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Re: German couple rescued from river after kinky car sex
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2010, 12:56:30 PM »
That's what back seats are for.  :whistling:

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Re: German couple rescued from river after kinky car sex
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2010, 07:10:55 PM »
That's what back seats are for.  :whistling:

Have you ever seen the backseat of a VW?
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Re: German couple rescued from river after kinky car sex
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2010, 08:27:20 PM »
Have you ever seen the backseat of a VW?

I have seen them. They are small. I have seen a backseat of a VW Rabbit.
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Re: German couple rescued from river after kinky car sex
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2010, 08:30:51 PM »
When we lived there we had a little Fiat no room for parking LOL
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Re: German couple rescued from river after kinky car sex
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2010, 08:57:55 PM »
Note to self.
Do not park near rivers, or leave car running to get "kicked" into gear. :naughty:

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Re: German couple rescued from river after kinky car sex
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2010, 11:15:43 PM »
Have you ever seen the backseat of a VW?

It can't be much smaller then a Plymouth Horizon.



If it can be done in one of those a VW can't be that hard.
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Re: German couple rescued from river after kinky car sex
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2010, 02:21:05 PM »
It can't be much smaller then a Plymouth Horizon.



If it can be done in one of those a VW can't be that hard.

While that's the TC3 version of the Horizon (the base Horizon was a four-door hatchback), you're damned right about the second statement.
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