You forgot one fireable offense:
Used all the toilet paper in the stall and didn't replace it? You're fired.
Hey, maybe you not being a woman and all (apologize to high Heaven if I'm mistaken) BUT when a woman sits down at the toilet and, umm, does her thing, the last damn thing she wants to find out is the ****ing toilet paper roll is empty. And yeah, one should check first, but sometimes the exigency of the situation precludes this.
It's bad enough that in my household not a single solitary other adult seems to know how to load a roll of toilet paper when the previous roll runs empty.
