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poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« on: November 19, 2010, 05:38:55 AM »
Only five more days until nominations for the TOP DUmmies OF 2010 begin.

Don't anybody tip their hand about who they're going to nominate and for which primitives they're going to vote, but instead please examine the list of the TOP DUmmies OF 2009, listed in ascending order, and guess which three are most likely to repeat this year, staying in the top ten.

Not one's own choices, but those whom one thinks will repeat, no matter how one votes oneself.

For the record, in the past, franksolich's own nominations have done abysmally poor in the voting; it was a struggle last year to get Pedro Picasso up there, and still the best he could do was number 11, being beat out of the number 10 spot by a razor's edge, by the poetess CalPig primitive.

(The top primitives 11-20 from last year are not shown.)
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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2010, 09:41:01 AM »
Voted for the underground cat and the homeless bobbo.  I would have voted for AdBot, but it looks like Skinner has gone with a more profitable advertiser and the results just aren't the same.

The rest of them don't measure up this year even though they sure did try.
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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2010, 09:49:38 AM »
I would have voted for AdBot, but it looks like Skinner has gone with a more profitable advertiser and the results just aren't the same.

Yeah, I suspect AdBot won't even be nominated this year.

AdBot was a lot funnier when Skins wasn't pulling its strings.

Now AdBot's pretty boring.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2010, 09:58:25 AM »
I`m not sure any of them.
Bobbo and UP are still around but sheesh,the routine gets boring after a bit.

I`m guessing it may be a whole new batch.

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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2010, 10:04:46 AM »
Don't forget about Name Removed! He's my favorite!
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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2010, 10:33:26 AM »
I`m not sure any of them.

Bobbo and UP are still around but sheesh, the routine gets boring after a bit.

I`m guessing it may be a whole new batch.

I'm sure many of them will be new, first-evers.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2010, 10:34:42 AM »
Don't forget about Name Removed! He's my favorite!

Named Removed was #18 TOP PRIMITIVE last year; that surprised me, because being the most-prolific poster on Skins's island, I thought at the time he'd surely be somewhere in the Top Ten.
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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2010, 11:50:20 AM »
Someone's inevitably going to ask, so anyway, Primitives of 2009, #20-#11.

20 TwixVoy
19 Proud2bLibKansan (the Die alte Sau)
18 Name removed
17 Tangerine LaBamba (votes were taken only days before her untimely demise)
16 armyowalgreens
15 FrenchieCat
14 IanDavid (the skumbag primitive)
13 cali (the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive)
12 Horse With no Name (the unappellated eohippus, the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives)
11 Atman (Pedro Picasso, of course)
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2010, 12:02:31 PM »
Bobbo, UGP, and Stinky.
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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2010, 12:28:22 PM »
The Warped One, Bobbo and of course Doug's stupid ex wife, the dumbest person on the planet, EFerrari,.
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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2010, 12:53:36 PM »
I find most of them doin the SOSDD....need somne new crazies
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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2010, 02:43:19 PM »
I hope Alan Grayson is in the running.
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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2010, 02:45:05 PM »
I hope Alan Grayson is in the running.

Anyone is free to nominate him next week.

This is just past history, this thread, meant to titillate lurking primitives.
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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2010, 05:15:52 PM »
I didn't see my top pick in the top 20 from last year.  I'm pretty pumped.   :-)

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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2010, 05:24:21 PM »
I voted for Bobo, Stinky and Adbot
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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2010, 05:53:40 AM »
Named Removed was #18 TOP PRIMITIVE last year; that surprised me, because being the most-prolific poster on Skins's island, I thought at the time he'd surely be somewhere in the Top Ten.

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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2010, 07:59:57 AM »
.....and of course Doug's stupid ex wife, the dumbest person on the planet, EFerrari,.

You know, I mentioned earlier, about how I had cried and bawled and wept and cursed when she got only number six in 2005, when she should've been top primitive that year.

DistressedAmerican, the dysfunctional American primitive, got number one that year, and trust me, the dysfunctional American primitive was nothing, not even beans compared with a continent, when compared with the then-sfexpat2000, now Doug's stupid ex-wife, EFerrari.

I suspect what was going on--this was at our old home--was that while our old home had been doing such a fine job, an exemplary job, an extraordinary job, covering the Scamdal that year, there were some grouches and malcontents who didn't care for the issue at all.

There were actually some members of our old home who bitched and moaned and griped and carried on, that they found the Scamdal boring and wish it would go away.

Never mind that exposure of the Scamdal was for the betterment of humanity; these self-centered grouches and malcontents were "bored" by it, and didn't want to have anything to do with it.

When it appeared that sfexpat2000 was well on the way to garnering top honors, all the old cusses and curmudgeons and sourasses at our old home suddenly voted as a gang, in favor of the dysfunctional American, who in no way had been tainted by the Scamdal, just to make the Scamdal go away.

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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: poll: primitives most likely to repeat
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2010, 12:05:55 PM »
I accidentally voted for sparklydumbass instead of bobbodumbass. :thatsright:
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