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Offline 5412

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Here is the solution to the TSA body scanning debate
« on: November 18, 2010, 07:24:59 AM »
Hi,

Received the following from a friend today. Makes sense to me.

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 Here's a solution to all the controversy over the TSA full-body scanners at the airports:
 All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you,

but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. 

The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone.  There would be none of this

crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and  expensive trials.
 This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now:  You're in the airport terminal

and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter an announcement

comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers!

We now have a seat available on flight number..."
 

 
 

 
 

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Offline Chris_

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Re: Here is the solution to the TSA body scanning debate
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2010, 07:40:16 AM »
Or we could ditch the whole stupid thing and do what the Israelis do.
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Re: Here is the solution to the TSA body scanning debate
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2010, 08:07:25 AM »
Fly Naked Airways......passengers may want to bring a towel. Some passengers find the plastic seatcovers a bit uncomfortable. ....sticky to be exact.
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Re: Here is the solution to the TSA body scanning debate
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2010, 11:51:34 AM »
Quote from: 5412 on November 18, 2010, 07:24:59 AM
Hi,
Received the following from a friend today. Makes sense to me.
regards,
5412
Here's a solution to all the controversy over the TSA full-body scanners at the airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. This would be a win-win for everyone.  There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and  expensive trials. This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now:  You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers!
We now have a seat available on flight number..."
HA HA! :cheersmate: I like it.
I heard something like this on Mike Savage's show the other night. :-)
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