You'd had to do something much more creative to get into our newspaper or news. Unless it's a slow news night.
Get random credit card numbers and send for "callout" escorts to the Phelps Westboro freaks hotel rooms? From the cards given to me by those warm and friendly people on the Strip?
Then call the local TV stations and see how many cover it. That might be a start.
Or better yet, do something to where Teller cusses out a blue streak on stage at the Rio. That might be newsworthy.