A rural Wisconsin man apparently enraged by Bristol Palin's "Dancing with the Stars" routine blasted his television with a shotgun, leading to an all-night standoff with a SWAT team, investigators said.
Steven Cowan, 67, was arrested Tuesday morning after officers coaxed him out of his house in Vermont, a rural community near Madison. Cowan, who is accused of threatening his wife with the gun after destroying the television, appeared in a Madison courtroom Wednesday on a charge of second-degree reckless endangerment. His bail was set at $1,500
http://host.madison.com/news/state_and_regional/article_36358f4f-4970-5988-ab85-a5c5c19ce335.html 
Holy crap. I wonder what this guy's DU name is.
Seriously though, this is the biggest story in the cheese state today. I don't really know how else to respond to this. Wasn't sure if I could have put this in GD, or the Politics section, but I figured it would fit best here.