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TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« on: November 16, 2010, 09:13:11 PM »
For those who have travelled recently, will travel (both, in my case) and who love being fisted as a matter of "national security":







And add in any or any expressions as you find them.
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2010, 09:14:12 PM »
:rofl: This upcoming holiday should be fun for me.
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2010, 09:18:06 PM »

Thank God I'll be driving to New Hampshire.


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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2010, 09:23:54 PM »
it's amazing.  this administration would rather take dirty pictures of minors and perform anal probes on 80 year olds than pull passangers out of line according to a terrorist profile.  profiling;  it works.  ask the israelis.

but we're going to tie ourselves into knots out of sheer fear of seeming politically incorrect.




 
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2010, 09:37:26 PM »
yep! I flew to Israel. They don't play. It works too.
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2010, 10:11:48 PM »
This stupid woman who is in charge of Homeland Security can't even bring herself to call terrorists terrorists and yet she can give the go-ahead to molest law-abiding Americans.
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2010, 10:22:07 PM »
The letters TSA used to mean, "Thousands Standing Around."  Now it means, "Thousands Sexually Assaulted."

I wonder if we can get one of those Mickey-D signs with the, "Over 100,000 packages felt up!"





Oh, and it gets better:

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CAIR said Muslims who object to full-body scans for religious reasons should know their rights if they are required to undergo a pat-down, including asking for the procedure to be done in a private place. In addition, CAIR offered a “special recommendation” for Muslim women who wear a hijab, telling them they should tell the TSA officer that they may be searched only around the head and neck.

“Before you are patted down, you should remind the TSA officer that they are only supposed to pat down the area in question, in this scenario, your head and neck. They SHOULD NOT subject you to a full-body or partial-body pat-down.”

(Oh, and just in case anyone was wondering, full-body scanners are considered a violation of Sharia law.)
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2010, 11:25:13 PM »
Just go to the airport naked.
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2010, 11:09:25 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on November 16, 2010, 11:25:13 PM
Just go to the airport naked.

Now there's an idea...... :whistling: 
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2010, 11:18:08 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on November 16, 2010, 11:25:13 PM
Just go to the airport naked.

That was a good idea ...once..... But then whats-his-name stuffed a bomb up his brothers butt and blew him up....so no express lanes for nudist.
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2010, 02:45:32 PM »
Flying naked would help more people join the mile high club just saying
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2010, 03:02:59 PM »
Well.....we can apparently all show up in a hijab......no problem.....get right on.

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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2010, 03:55:08 PM »
That's what I was thinking...just "convert" for a few hours, cross your fingers behind your back. 

Ya know what my sick twisted mind was thinking....you know how they stress that the groping is all done same-sex?  What if the TSA worker is a homo/lez, and he/she really is getting their jollies doing this?  TSA can't discriminate in hiring Teh Gheys, now can they? 
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2010, 03:59:10 PM »
When they start their groping just start moaning and groaning like Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally".  Make them think you enjoy it.
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2010, 04:36:37 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 17, 2010, 03:59:10 PM
When they start their groping just start moaning and groaning like Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally".  Make them think you enjoy it.

brilliant. h5.

 Just before the, uh, "high point", make sure to hand the guy a kleenex.  :rotf: 
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2010, 05:37:48 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on November 16, 2010, 09:23:54 PM
it's amazing.  this administration would rather take dirty pictures of minors and perform anal probes on 80 year olds than pull passangers out of line according to a terrorist profile.  profiling;  it works.  ask the israelis.
but we're going to tie ourselves into knots out of sheer fear of seeming politically incorrect.
It sickens me!:argh:
Do the mooselims in jilbabs and hijabs have to be pat down as well? If not, isn't that sort of racial profiling?
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2010, 05:39:25 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on November 17, 2010, 05:37:48 PM
It sickens me!:argh:
Do the mooselims in jilbabs and hijabs have to be pat down as well? If not, isn't that sort of racial profiling?

CAIR is advising the women to refuse a pat down below the neck.
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2010, 05:41:14 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 17, 2010, 05:39:25 PM
CAIR is advising the women to refuse a pat down below the neck.
Then send them through the body scanners.
CAIR =  :bird:
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2010, 09:15:04 PM »
:lol:

You can't make this stuff up. All I can do right now is laugh. Stranger than fiction...
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2010, 12:02:53 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 16, 2010, 10:22:07 PM

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CAIR said Muslims who object to full-body scans for religious reasons should know their rights if they are required to undergo a pat-down, including asking for the procedure to be done in a private place. In addition, CAIR offered a “special recommendation” for Muslim women who wear a hijab, telling them they should tell the TSA officer that they may be searched only around the head and neck.

“Before you are patted down, you should remind the TSA officer that they are only supposed to pat down the area in question, in this scenario, your head and neck. They SHOULD NOT subject you to a full-body or partial-body pat-down.”

(Oh, and just in case anyone was wondering, full-body scanners are considered a violation of Sharia law.)


I have a real problem with this.

I am more frequently pulled out of line to be searched, than not. At my age (58 next month), red hair, blue/green eyes, and about as WASC(white Anglo-Saxon Catholic) looking as one can be...I am extremely offended when another person who is about as Middle Eastern looking as I am Causacian...gets to waltz right through wearing baggy pants and shirt, no buzzers go off, nothing!!!

If there's any racial profilling going on....its towards women like me!! I even had a TSA guy in Atlanta Hartsfield, tell me I was chosen because of the way I look, as I was waiting for a female TSA to "check" me. Oh yea....I was coming back INTO the country! I had already gone through security in Europe and spent 11 hours on an airplane. This was the security check gate after going through Customs, in order to walk through the airport!!!

The Israelis have the balls to do racial profilling to protect their people. America's lost theirs. We've become cowards in a corner, because our leaders prefer to be submissive rather than profile someone for being Middle Eastern, yet they do profile - they just "profile" the wrong people.
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Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2010, 02:11:02 PM »
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