The Chris McCandless story. Sorry, I'm laughing. Call me callous all you want. This is, essentially, the all-time DUmmie epic. This MORON graduates from one of the most prestigious universities in the country (Emory) and decides to live the DUmmie lifestyle. Goes to Fairbanks, Ak and finds his way south to Denali National Park (can be -55 in the Winter, 95 in the Summer). He tries living there even though he has NO hunting experience whatsoever. Could I do it? Hell yeah. Would I like it? Hell no. The river next to him, I think it's called the Strong River or something, can't remember, is TEAMING with Salmon after the breakup. In the winter, there are plenty of large game. Oh, but what rifle did he buy? A ****ING .22! Um, this isn't Florida. This is Alaska, where everything's big.
All in all, the movie kinda made him out to be a Saint. To me, however, it reassured me that he was nothing more than a dumbass with a degree.

I only wish more DUmmies, who hate me, my fellow conservatives, Capitalism, etc. would do the same.