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Prep for Church
« on: November 13, 2010, 01:31:09 PM »
I am the chairman of the Fellowship Committee, which is a euphemism for "he who gets to cook for us at church a lot and work his ass off in the process".

My tenure in this position is rapidly coming to a close, as I have been serving on Session (the church council) for almost 3 years - an entire term.

At any rate, I am tired and want to move on, but the last great major hurdle to leap over is the church Thanksgiving meal, which we're having tomorrow.

Mrs E and I ordered up a whole hog about a month ago or so, so I'm taking one of the hams (a big bastard at 17 lbs, btw) and have done a few things to it - brined it overnight (the brine is a mixture of kosher salt, brown sugar, mustard seed, red pepper flakes, bay leaves, and a cinnamon stick) and then started roasting it late this morning.

But not before preparing a rub, which is essentially a paste of EVOO, an entire bulb of garlic cloves, whole grain mustard (okay, I cheated and used Dijon), a large handful of Italian parsley, sage, salt and pepper; pulsing that in a food processor, then smearing that all over the ham.

In the bottom of the roaster went two large Spanish onions, cut in wedges, along with about 2 cups of apple cider.

The ham goes on the top of the onion/cider mixture and gets blasted in a 425 deg. oven for 30 minutes, before cranking down to 325 for probably 5 hours or so.

The last two hours of roasting, I take the half gallon of cider that I'd reduced down to about a pint (OMG, the apple flavor is enough to knock your socks off) and brush it on the nicely-developing ham.

The house smells heavenly at the moment.

While all that's going on, I made up two pounds of cranberry compote (the zest of 3 oranges and 3 lemons, along with their juice), a couple cups of sugar, a very nice healthy slug of Grand Marnier, simmered for a few minutes, then thickened with a cornstarch/water whitewash.

Next up is the cornbread stuffing. First a mirepoix of onions and celery, along with some Italian sausage, walnuts, dried cranberries, sage. That gets mixed with the cornbread, then soak it down with some chicken stock (not homemade).

That gets thrown in the oven later tonight.

Fellowship Hall is already set up. We're planning on 100 people. We've got the  ham, and other people are bringing in 3 turkeys, mashers, some regular bread stuffing, and gravy which I'll probably finalize in the church kitchen. Most of the rest of the church is bringing in side dishes and desserts.

It will be good to get all this behind me.
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2010, 01:46:13 PM »
 :drool:

What's the address?  :-)  Sounds excellent.
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2010, 01:48:45 PM »
Yeah, I'm thinking ham and biscuit sandwiches right now. :-)
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2010, 01:49:33 PM »
:drool:

What's the address?  :-)  Sounds excellent.

601 W. Coates St.
Moberly, MO  65270

Unfortunately, both St. Louis and KC airports are socked in, plus you have to pay $50 per carryon item. I won't even tell you how much it costs to actually check a bag.  :banghead:

Yes, I'm an optimist.  :-)
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2010, 01:50:34 PM »
Shoot, I can be there in eight hours.  Let me get my stuff.
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2010, 01:53:01 PM »
601 W. Coates St.
Moberly, MO  65270

Unfortunately, both St. Louis and KC airports are socked in, plus you have to pay $50 per carryon item. I won't even tell you how much it costs to actually check a bag.  :banghead:

Yes, I'm an optimist.  :-)

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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2010, 01:57:35 PM »
I am the chairman of the Fellowship Committee, which is a euphemism for "he who gets to cook for us at church a lot and work his ass off in the process".

My tenure in this position is rapidly coming to a close, as I have been serving on Session (the church council) for almost 3 years - an entire term.

At any rate, I am tired and want to move on, but the last great major hurdle to leap over is the church Thanksgiving meal, which we're having tomorrow.

Mrs E and I ordered up a whole hog about a month ago or so, so I'm taking one of the hams (a big bastard at 17 lbs, btw) and have done a few things to it - brined it overnight (the brine is a mixture of kosher salt, brown sugar, mustard seed, red pepper flakes, bay leaves, and a cinnamon stick) and then started roasting it late this morning.

But not before preparing a rub, which is essentially a paste of EVOO, an entire bulb of garlic cloves, whole grain mustard (okay, I cheated and used Dijon), a large handful of Italian parsley, sage, salt and pepper; pulsing that in a food processor, then smearing that all over the ham.

In the bottom of the roaster went two large Spanish onions, cut in wedges, along with about 2 cups of apple cider.

The ham goes on the top of the onion/cider mixture and gets blasted in a 425 deg. oven for 30 minutes, before cranking down to 325 for probably 5 hours or so.

The last two hours of roasting, I take the half gallon of cider that I'd reduced down to about a pint (OMG, the apple flavor is enough to knock your socks off) and brush it on the nicely-developing ham.

The house smells heavenly at the moment.

While all that's going on, I made up two pounds of cranberry compote (the zest of 3 oranges and 3 lemons, along with their juice), a couple cups of sugar, a very nice healthy slug of Grand Marnier, simmered for a few minutes, then thickened with a cornstarch/water whitewash.

Next up is the cornbread stuffing. First a mirepoix of onions and celery, along with some Italian sausage, walnuts, dried cranberries, sage. That gets mixed with the cornbread, then soak it down with some chicken stock (not homemade).

That gets thrown in the oven later tonight.

Fellowship Hall is already set up. We're planning on 100 people. We've got the  ham, and other people are bringing in 3 turkeys, mashers, some regular bread stuffing, and gravy which I'll probably finalize in the church kitchen. Most of the rest of the church is bringing in side dishes and desserts.

It will be good to get all this behind me.
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2010, 02:14:44 PM »
8 hours is about right.  See ya tomorrow!!

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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2010, 03:17:57 PM »
8 hours is about right.  See ya tomorrow!!



Meet up in Denison and we can "convoy" up there.......  :-)
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2010, 03:23:56 PM »
Isn't it a little early in the month for Thanksgiving dinner??
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2010, 04:58:39 PM »
Anybody notice that Eupher didn't say a time??
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2010, 05:42:24 PM »
Isn't it a little early in the month for Thanksgiving dinner??

It's traditional for the church - they like to do it before the weekend before T-day weekend rolls around what with all the shopping, etc.

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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2010, 05:44:00 PM »
Anybody notice that Eupher didn't say a time??

Church starts at 10:30 and the meal starts immediately afterward - about 11:45 a.m.

Oh, btw Tots, Thor, and Chris - I'll believe it when I see it.  :popcorn:
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2010, 08:12:28 PM »
Church starts at 10:30 and the meal starts immediately afterward - about 11:45 a.m.

Oh, btw Tots, Thor, and Chris - I'll believe it when I see it.  :popcorn:

Shoot.  That sounds like a double dog dare!
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2010, 08:21:31 PM »
I didn't know he was going to roll the red carpet out for us or I would have left the house by now.
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2010, 08:25:25 PM »
I didn't know he was going to roll the red carpet out for us or I would have left the house by now.

I think it's green, and it won't reach all the way to the parking lot, but will a throw rug work?   :rotf:
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2010, 08:26:11 PM »
Shoot.  That sounds like a double dog dare!

Ain't gonna happen, Tots, and you know it.
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2010, 08:38:05 PM »
Ain't gonna happen, Tots, and you know it.

Well, if you had given a little more notice, ya never know bub.   :-)
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2010, 11:02:03 PM »
I am the chairman of the Fellowship Committee, which is a euphemism for "he who gets to cook for us at church a lot and work his ass off in the process".

The house smells heavenly at the moment.

Fellowship Hall is already set up. We're planning on 100 people. We've got the  ham, and other people are bringing in 3 turkeys, mashers, some regular bread stuffing, and gravy which I'll probably finalize in the church kitchen. Most of the rest of the church is bringing in side dishes and desserts.



Sounds great - have a fun event - your cooking method sounds 'heavenly'.

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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2010, 07:10:13 AM »
Well, if you had given a little more notice, ya never know bub.   :-)

Here's one for ya - Dec. 18, Ft. Leonard Wood, MO; noon; PX parking lot.

The event title is - don't laugh now:

"TubaChristmas"

Yes, it's for real, and yes there are a whole shitload of euphers and tubists out there playing Christmas carols and terrorizing the neighborhood. Dogs love us because the pitches don't get all that high.

Check your local listings! There'll be one in your area! In the meantime, here's your notice, sweetums.

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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2010, 08:07:27 AM »


Mrs E and I ordered up a whole hog about a month ago...

Oy!  Trayf!

 
...a mixture of kosher salt, brown sugar, mustard seed, red pepper flakes, bay leaves, and a cinnamon stick...

Dat von't help.

(Seriously...yum!  :drool:)
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2010, 09:26:12 PM »
My family's farm is in N.E. Arkansas just outside of Pocahontas. I'll have them drive up there for me.  :-)

My dad graduated HS from Pocahontas.  Small world  :-)

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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2010, 09:31:01 PM »
In my haste to post, I forgot to say the meal sounds excellent! I hope you had a great dinner.

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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2010, 06:37:23 AM »
In my haste to post, I forgot to say the meal sounds excellent! I hope you had a great dinner.

Yeah, it actually did turn out very well. We had about 80 people. I got a standing ovation, which was rather humbling since there were several people who prepared food and worked.

But there's a little vinegar with the sweetness. I managed to lose my keys somewhere in the church and the dishwasher broke down.
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Re: Prep for Church
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2010, 08:23:51 AM »
Yeah, it actually did turn out very well. We had about 80 people. I got a standing ovation, which was rather humbling since there were several people who prepared food and worked.

But there's a little vinegar with the sweetness. I managed to lose my keys somewhere in the church and the dishwasher broke down.

Both of those things are much easier to recover from, than having people not like all of your food! 
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