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Offline Chris_

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Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
« on: November 11, 2010, 01:11:58 PM »
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Van Dyke's ordeal began during an ill-fated trip to his local beach. "I woke up out of sight of land," the 84-year-old actor told reporters. "I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought 'I'm dead!'"

Van Dyke was wrong. "They turned out to be porpoises," he said. "And they pushed me all the way to shore." The porpoises were unavailable for comment.

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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2010, 01:30:12 PM »
He is a recovering Alcoholic..... :popcorn:


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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2010, 01:31:18 PM »
Wow.
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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2010, 01:42:31 PM »
Porpoises have rescued other humans throughout time. This isn't a first, but is heartwarming.
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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2010, 01:46:31 PM »
I'm impressed an 84 year old man can lift a surfboard :D 

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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2010, 01:55:57 PM »
Wait a damn second...

I already heard this story, back in '66 when he made a movie about it!!!!



Are we sure he isn't just senile and is thinking that's happening all over again???  :rotf:

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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2010, 01:57:07 PM »
If only they had been there to move the ottoman out of his way. :)


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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2010, 10:02:51 PM »
If only they had been there to move the ottoman out of his way. :)



It was like every week he would trip over it. I wonder if he had a big life insurance policy.

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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2010, 11:21:32 PM »
I wonder if it was an accident, or if those porpoises (wait for it) did it on purpose. :rimshot:

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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2010, 12:03:38 AM »
It's Bush's fault.
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