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WTF is this "TopGear - America" Bullsh*t?!?!?
« on: November 08, 2010, 09:23:12 AM »
Look, I love the Camaro and GTO as much as the next guy, but where the HELL does the History Channel (they of the Zinn bitchfest, "People's History of The US" bullshit) get off trying to duplicate a show as iconic and singurlarly brilliant in it's pureness as BBC's TopGear?!?!? Who at the BBC needs to have their head pulled out of their ass for even agreeing to this abortion of an idea in the first place???

From the trailer we saw, it looks to be hosted by a bunch of douchebags who fall somewhere between the Jackass cast and the two guys from Mythbusters.



It's really quite simple...

If it ain't Clarkson, May, Hammond, it ain't shit. Call me an anglophilem but didn't we learn anything from that "Weakest Link" train wreck???

My favorite quote from the teaser trailer:

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I just drove a Lamborghini 190 MPH!!!!!

Oh yeah, asswipe? Captain Slow drove a Bugatti Veyron 225 MPH. Suck it, you morons...

There. I feel better now.
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Re: WTF is this "TopGear - America" Bullsh*t?!?!?
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2010, 09:32:00 AM »
Dude.  I just posted this as my FB status.  "doesn't think the American Top Gear is going to be as entertaining as the British Top Gear."

So, one of the dudes is an actor, one is a NASCAR guy, and the other a Rally guy, right? 

How many fast cars are out there?  Haven't we seen them already????

I saw that episode yesterday.  Is Jeremy the only one that hasn't driven the Veyron?  I don't recall him in one, but I could be mistaken. 

And, I was pleasantly surprised to see that Tom Cruise was not a pud on the show.  That was pretty nifty. 
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Re: WTF is this "TopGear - America" Bullsh*t?!?!?
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2010, 09:40:09 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 08, 2010, 09:32:00 AM
Dude.  I just posted this as my FB status.  "doesn't think the American Top Gear is going to be as entertaining as the British Top Gear."

 
And, I was pleasantly surprised to see that Tom Cruise was not a pud on the show.  That was pretty nifty. 

Yeah, I was completely impressed with Cruise's humility, as well as Diaz's geniune thirll at being on the show.

I especially loved Jeremy's total sudden love of the Prius while he was throwing himself at her.  :rotf:
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Re: WTF is this "TopGear - America" Bullsh*t?!?!?
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2010, 09:56:05 AM »
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Yeah, I was completely impressed with Cruise's humility, as well as Diaz's geniune thirll at being on the show.

I especially loved Jeremy's total sudden love of the Prius while he was throwing himself at her.  :rotf:

He even mentioned it in the next show, with Jeff Goldblum! :lmao:

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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2010, 10:00:05 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 08, 2010, 09:56:05 AM
He even mentioned it in the next show, with Jeff Goldblum! :lmao:



Yeah, and unfortunately, that's the last show of this season!!!  :banghead:

We still haven't been able to figure out why this season was only 6 episodes long. :-(
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2010, 10:02:03 AM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on November 08, 2010, 10:00:05 AM
Yeah, and unfortunately, that's the last show of this season!!!  :banghead:

We still haven't been able to figure out why this season was only 6 episodes long. :-(

Didn't want to compete with the Yanks?  Doubtful.  Their seasons are always squirrely.  Hopefully they will show the Oliver episode in repeats.  I would love to have that one recorded. 
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2010, 10:51:12 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 08, 2010, 10:02:03 AM
Didn't want to compete with the Yanks?  Doubtful.  Their seasons are always squirrely.  Hopefully they will show the Oliver episode in repeats.  I would love to have that one recorded. 

You really need to see about getting yourself an Apple TV...

As I said earlier, I buy the season pass for this show each season, and end up with the entire season on my laptop. Plus, each episode they show you the 15-20 minutes of footage BBC America DOESN'T show you on cable.

Worth every penny, Deb. The guy needs to get it for you for Christmas. Well, that and a $50 iTunes gift card so you can buy the previous seasons. :-)

You're a chick. Use the tools God gave ya, for pete's sake!  :-)
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Re: WTF is this "TopGear - America" Bullsh*t?!?!?
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2010, 10:54:52 AM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on November 08, 2010, 10:51:12 AM
You really need to see about getting yourself an Apple TV...

As I said earlier, I buy the season pass for this show each season, and end up with the entire season on my laptop. Plus, each episode they show you the 15-20 minutes of footage BBC America DOESN'T show you on cable.

Worth every penny, Deb. The guy needs to get it for you for Christmas. Well, that and a $50 iTunes gift card so you can buy the previous seasons. :-)

You're a chick. Use the tools God gave ya, for pete's sake!  :-)

I will have to buy it my own dang self.  :(  I only get "practical" gifts for Christmas.  But, I might just get some gift cards and I can pool them together to get my own!   :-)

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Re: WTF is this "TopGear - America" Bullsh*t?!?!?
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2010, 12:01:46 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on November 08, 2010, 10:51:12 AM
You really need to see about getting yourself an Apple TV...

As I said earlier, I buy the season pass for this show each season, and end up with the entire season on my laptop. Plus, each episode they show you the 15-20 minutes of footage BBC America DOESN'T show you on cable.

Worth every penny, Deb. The guy needs to get it for you for Christmas. Well, that and a $50 iTunes gift card so you can buy the previous seasons. :-)

You're a chick. Use the tools God gave ya, for pete's sake!  :-)

Screw Apple.......
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Re: WTF is this "TopGear - America" Bullsh*t?!?!?
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2010, 12:05:26 PM »
Quote from: Thor on November 08, 2010, 12:01:46 PM
Screw Apple.......

BS for coming here and ignoring the point of my OP...

...and for being your usual dick-self.  :bird:  :tongue:  :rotf:
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2010, 12:12:34 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on November 08, 2010, 12:05:26 PM
BS for coming here and ignoring the point of my OP...

...and for being your usual dick-self.  :bird:  :tongue:  :rotf:

I didn't ignore your OP. I thought it was pretty lame.....             In answer to your second statement....... Am I supposed to be any other way??  :-)

BS for being a Californication Nation weenie...
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2010, 12:14:43 PM »
Quote from: Thor on November 08, 2010, 12:12:34 PM
I didn't ignore your OP. I thought it was pretty lame.....             In answer to your second statement....... Am I supposed to be any other way??  :-)

BS for being a Californication Nation weenie...

BS for dragging my thread here into the same, lame-ass bullshit you've been pulling over in the temper tantrum you started over in Fight Club.  :fuelfire:

 :-)


Hell, at this rate, I'll have 1000 posts by Wednesday, thanks to this chooch...  :tongue:
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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2010, 12:18:30 PM »
Ummm, let me refresh your memory about who dragged the shit in here:

Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on November 08, 2010, 12:05:26 PM
BS for coming here and ignoring the point of my OP...

...and for being your usual dick-self.  :bird:  :tongue:  :rotf:

                     :lol:                        Need I say more?? :loser:



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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2010, 12:20:08 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on November 08, 2010, 12:14:43 PM

Hell, at this rate, I'll have 1000 posts by Wednesday, thanks to this chooch...  :tongue:


Hell, you're doing fine all on your own....  :postwhore:
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Re: WTF is this "TopGear - America" Bullsh*t?!?!?
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2010, 12:21:23 PM »
I'm torn on the new TG.  I'll wait and see, but it doesn't look very promising. 

Kinda wish they had stuck with Adam Carolla.  I have no idea who these three metrosexual-looking strangers are.
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Re: WTF is this "TopGear - America" Bullsh*t?!?!?
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2010, 12:22:39 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on November 08, 2010, 12:05:26 PM
BS for coming here and ignoring the point of my OP...

...and for being your usual dick-self.  :bird:  :tongue:  :rotf:

It's gotten so bad that I've programmed a timer to go off after 60 minutes, just to go ahead and bitchslap :bitchslap:  Thor.  Again.

It's the only way to keep track.

 :rotf:
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« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2010, 12:26:46 PM »
Quote from: Thor on November 08, 2010, 12:18:30 PM
Ummm, let me refresh your memory about who dragged the shit in here:

                     :lol:                      

Ummmm...excuse me, you peckerwood, petulant, pissant...

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Screw Apple...

...had NOTHING to do with my OP.

Now if you'll excuse me, I believe I'm in need of dinner tonight, and that Pomeranian your wife emasculated you into buying for her looks just perfect.  :-)
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« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2010, 12:30:08 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 08, 2010, 12:22:39 PM
It's gotten so bad that I've programmed a timer to go off after 60 minutes, just to go ahead and bitchslap :bitchslap:  Thor.  Again.

It's the only way to keep track.

 :rotf:

Seriously....

My timer is set to bitchslap Thor until March.
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« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2010, 12:33:41 PM »
be careful........ both of y'all  ;)
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« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2010, 12:36:54 PM »
Quote from: Thor on November 08, 2010, 12:33:41 PM
be careful........ both of y'all  ;)

 :lol: 

Whatcha gonna do, big boy? Bitchslap me a few dozen times in the span of 5 minutes?   :lmao:   :rotf: 
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« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2010, 12:40:52 PM »
Quote from: Thor on November 08, 2010, 12:33:41 PM
be careful........ both of y'all  ;)

**** you, Thor... (I say that with all due respect, I might add)



This is MY thread!!!   :-)   :cheersmate:
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« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2010, 12:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 08, 2010, 12:36:54 PM
:lol:  

Whatcha gonna do, big boy? Bitchslap me a few dozen times in the span of 5 minutes?   :lmao:   :rotf:  

H5 for calling out the big-assed Tinker Toy aka "Thor"  :rotf:
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« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2010, 12:44:34 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on November 08, 2010, 12:40:52 PM
**** you, Thor...



This is MY thread!!!   :-)   :cheersmate:

Ummmm...... NO THANKS!!!  I'm sure there are plenty of queers in Hollywood for you to  do that to.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2010, 01:09:24 PM »
Sigh.  Back to the OP.  HWC, I was just talking to one of my co-workers about the very same thing.  Turns out he watches BBC Top Gear "occasionally"  but he is super "stoked" to watch the American Top Gear, because they are gonna have a NASCAR side. 

On another note, the F1 is coming to Austin in 2012.  Already planning a road trip.   :hyper:
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« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2010, 05:17:49 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 08, 2010, 01:09:24 PM
On another note, the F1 is coming to Austin in 2012.  Already planning a road trip.   :hyper:

Had mine planned 30 seconds after I heard it was happening.  :tongue:
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