OK what is a Williams Rivers Pitt? a town name?
No.
Surely you're kidding.
You must be the last person alive who's never heard of William Rivers Pitt, the famous best-selling writer who shows up on Skins's island quite often, sober or drunk, but usually drunk.
You
really don't know of William Rivers Pitt?
Tell. Me. Please. You're. Kidding.
I live way out in the country, in an old farmhouse.
This area was first settled in 1875, and the family that homesteaded this land went into the business of raising pigs. In fact, the first thing they built here was for the pigs, while they themselves lived in a hole dug out of the side of the ground. They never even built a house for themselves until the pigs were all settled in and comfortable, in then-state-of-the-art swine lodgings.
They had their priorities right; it was after all the pigs that kept them alive, and so it was of utmost importance to keep the pigs alive. The usual pioneering-in-Nebraska attitude.
Anyway, from 1875 until June 25, 1950, this place raised mostly pigs. The same day that the socialists invaded South Korea, however, the barn burned down. As hog prices weren't particularly good at the time, the family then went into raising cattle, which it still does to this day.
For three generations, waste-material from the barn and its environs was dumped into a nearby crevasse. Seventy-five years of pig excrement can add up to a lot, especially if one has lots of pigs. Photographs from 1906 show that already the crevasse had been filled in, and a mound was starting to grow.
And it grew and grew and grew until the fire.
It looks rather ordinary; it of course lost any stench it had when Dwight and Mamie were in the White House, and by the time Jack and Jackie moved into the White House, it had the texture of ordinary dirt.
To a non-Sandhillsian, it looks like just another mound. To a native Sandhillsian, it's a mound, but a man-made one. To a soil scientist, it's 740 cubic yards, or cubic tons, of pig shit.
The stories about the William Rivers Pitt are buried deep deep in the archives here, but that's an awful lot of reading matter. The above is the
Reader's Digest condensed version.