You old, cracker, haystack, corn-fed, jelly fold-over sandcwich-eating geriatrics and your white bread-infested Muzak, Take Two:
Well, hell, white bread was all that we had back in the day!

We didn't have any of that fancy 15-grain stuff that keeps ya all regular 'n shit!
But for a return to some righteous, footstompin', meat-and-taters vittles, devoid of that Eighties spaghetti-squash-and-Red-Bull-feel-good-Nirvana-brain-dead-devoid-of-any-kinda-musical-sense, let's take a trip down Memory Lane:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBfjU3_XOaA[/youtube]
Let's get a little funkified (but forget the political statements):
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LjrCV4Gnxw[/youtube]