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Offline Ptarmigan

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Teenage mutant ninja rabbits?
« on: November 05, 2010, 02:19:34 PM »
Teenage mutant ninja rabbits?
Federal Times
November 5th, 2010

The Tri-City Herald in Washington state this morning reports about a sticky situation emerging at an Energy Department facility. A radioactive rabbit has been caught at the Hanford nuclear reservation in Richland, Wash., and state health workers are now combing nearby grounds for — yes — radioactive rabbit droppings.

The scary thing is, this isn’t the first time this has happened. Hanford had another mutant bunny emergency last year, and flew helicopters above the grounds to locate the radioactive poop, according to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

And in much less cute news, the Seattle Times reported in 2009 that Hanford was trying to clean up radioactive wasps’ nests. (You couldn’t pay me enough to go toe-to-toe with angry, radioactive wasps.)

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This has come to my attention that rabbits are using radiation to mutate themselves. They plan to cause nuclear meltdowns to kill ptarmigans and humans.
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Re: Teenage mutant ninja rabbits?
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 03:20:49 PM »
Yikes tri-citys neighbor is from that area in the summer....  :fuelfire:
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