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Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« on: March 31, 2008, 09:41:28 AM »
I am sure this is a new milestone...
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 09:51:27 AM »
I am sure this is a new milestone...

 :rotf: :rotf:

I'll give her a smackin' now in honor  :-)
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 09:58:05 AM »
You bad, bad girl... :-*

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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 10:21:57 AM »
You bad, bad girl... :-*
So bad she's good... ;)
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 10:30:26 AM »
I have retractable horns and claws, just like the Rove!  :evillaugh:
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 10:31:45 AM »
I have retractable horns and claws, just like the Rove!  :evillaugh:
So many jokes, so little time....
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 12:14:18 PM »
You have more than a 100 slaps than freedumb has................... :lmao:
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 12:28:37 PM »
Horry Crap!

Some things are just naturally smackable...

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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 12:31:33 PM »
Horry Crap!

Some things are just naturally smackable...

 :uhsure: :evillaugh:

Spankable me.  :uhsure:
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 12:33:14 PM »
I don't get it.  Why the party?  This is like celebrating the 100th car through the intersection. 

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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 01:08:12 PM »
I don't get it.  Why the party?  This is like celebrating the 100th car through the intersection. 
We just look for excuses to celebrate.  Like celebrating x,000s.

We're post whores.

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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 01:09:38 PM »
I don't get it.  Why the party?  This is like celebrating the 100th car through the intersection. 
We just look for excuses to celebrate.  Like celebrating x,000s.

We're post whores.

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I have decided to read that as POST(as in after) whore. So what is beyond being a whore and don't say anything that will make me cry.  :bawl: :-)

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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 01:26:41 PM »
I have retractable horns and claws, just like the Rove!  :evillaugh:

Don't let her fool you She loves every minute of those slaps.  :naughty:
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 01:55:00 PM »
I don't get it.  Why the party?  This is like celebrating the 100th car through the intersection. 
We just look for excuses to celebrate.  Like celebrating x,000s.

We're post whores.

;)



I have decided to read that as POST(as in after) whore. So what is beyond being a whore and don't say anything that will make me cry.  :bawl: :-)

Retroactive virginity?
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 02:55:24 PM »
Horry Crap!

Some things are just naturally smackable...

 :uhsure: :evillaugh:

Spankable me.  :uhsure:

Shake it for me baby...
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2008, 02:57:41 PM »
Horry Crap!

Some things are just naturally smackable...

 :uhsure: :evillaugh:

Spankable me.  :uhsure:

Shake it for me baby...

whoa.... i totally felt that.  :naughty:
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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2008, 03:02:54 PM »
Anything worth doing...
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2008, 03:46:57 PM »
I have retractable horns and claws, just like the Rove!  :evillaugh:

That may be the case, but no bitch-slap for you - you're gonna have to earn one from me.   

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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2008, 03:53:56 PM »
I have retractable horns and claws, just like the Rove!  :evillaugh:

That may be the case, but no bitch-slap for you - you're gonna have to earn one from me.   

 :-)

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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2008, 07:25:08 PM »
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2008, 07:48:57 PM »
Horry Crap!

Some things are just naturally smackable...

 :uhsure: :evillaugh:

Spankable me.  :uhsure:

Shake it for me baby...

whoa.... i totally felt that.  :naughty:


Damn...........you have surpassed 200  :bow: :bow: :bow:
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2008, 07:49:56 PM »
Congrats, you're the best
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2008, 08:01:42 PM »
This is too good not to post  :lmao:

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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2008, 08:02:39 PM »
May you accidentally mistake your own helmet for a porta-potty, while taking a shit in the darkness of the mine.
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Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2008, 08:03:45 PM »
...almost forgot

......so mote it ****ing be.   :-)
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