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Offline Golem

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Boy Gets Detention for Farting on School Bus
« on: November 02, 2010, 03:09:42 PM »


Emily Valdez
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November 1, 2010

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CLEVELAND, OH - 11-year-old Christian Summers thinks playing video games is fun. According to his school bus driver, he also thinks passing gas is fun. She didn't find his flatulence so funny.

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Re: Boy Gets Detention for Farting on School Bus
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2010, 03:13:40 PM »


He who smelt it dealt it.
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Re: Boy Gets Detention for Farting on School Bus
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2010, 04:01:28 PM »
What are they gonna do with him in detention? Cork up his butt?
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Re: Boy Gets Detention for Farting on School Bus
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2010, 04:17:57 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 02, 2010, 04:01:28 PM
What are they gonna do with him in detention? Cork up his butt?




That reminds me of an old joke..... about  a monkey and a pig......


Three hillbillies decided to buy a pig to enter in the county fair. After they had the pig for about a year the thing didn’t gain any weight. So the hillbillies decided to put a cork in the pig’s ass.

After about 6 months the pig was ready for the fair, gaining a good 150-200 lbs. They went to the fair and won First Place. The hillbillies went home and one of them said, “We gotta take out the cork now that the fair is over.” None of them wanted to be the one to remove the cork, so they all decided to buy a monkey and train it how to remove corks from wine bottles. After 3 months of training the monkey was ready.

The 3 hillbillies then took the monkey out to the pig pen and showed him the cork. The monkey pulled out the cork and the pig exploded. The 3 hillbillies went to the hospital and the monkey died.

The doctor asked the hillbillies one by one what happened. The first one said, “All I saw was sh*t flyin everywhere!”
The second said, “All I saw was sh*t flyin everywhere”
The third said, “All I saw was the monkey tryin to put the cork back in!”
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Re: Boy Gets Detention for Farting on School Bus
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2010, 05:51:46 PM »
Of course it was a boy!  ;D
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Re: Boy Gets Detention for Farting on School Bus
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2010, 06:29:02 PM »
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Re: Boy Gets Detention for Farting on School Bus
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2010, 12:23:58 PM »
Did anyone happen to notice that the write up (on the left hand side of the article) mentioned "on the van""?

Don't know about where others live....but the only kids here that ride to school on a "van" or small bus, are special needs children.

If in fact the child is a special needs child....writing up the child for passing gas, is not only ridiculous, but unkind.
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Re: Boy Gets Detention for Farting on School Bus
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2010, 12:27:24 PM »
Is "van" the PC word for "Short Bus"?

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Re: Boy Gets Detention for Farting on School Bus
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2010, 12:28:05 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 03, 2010, 12:27:24 PM
Is "van" the PC word for "Short Bus"?




yep.
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Re: Boy Gets Detention for Farting on School Bus
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2010, 02:48:03 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 03, 2010, 12:27:24 PM
Is "van" the PC word for "Short Bus"?


Mine was...erm...never mind...
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Re: Boy Gets Detention for Farting on School Bus
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2010, 09:10:40 PM »
Wow. Just wow. ???
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