****Official "Post the shit you'd really love to say to your pukes today" Thread

[Carl]

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****Official "Post the shit you'd really love to say to your pukes today" Thread ***
   
If you're like me and seriously fighting just ripping into FB "friends", RW puke family or coworkers, feel free to vent in here.

Post their ignorant bullshit and your informed retort.


Me first:
Fire Nancy Pelosi and get your country back today, go vote.

My retort:
Oh yes, let's elect the purely corporate shills who will return us to the glory of W's Reign O Error. I was really enjoying multiple wars, Depression, terror attacks at home. Maybe now we can privatize Social Security and kick the old folks into the streets with the millions who lost their homes to the banksters. Oh wait, I forgot Obama's (half) black, **** em.....along with the rest of us who dont want to America to become a Third World Country. **** you, you ignorant, hateful, fundie, ****ity, **** sticks.


Ah, now I feel better

We are the hateful ones?

[dandi]

Let the meltdown begin!    ;D

[Ralph Wiggum]

****Official "Post the shit you'd really love to say to your pukes today" Thread ***

Also known as "Post the shit you're going to claim you actually said to Republicans" a/k/a, the Bouncy thread.

[IassaFTots]

I just don't get that crap.  I really don't.  One of my best friends is a self-proclaimed "socialist-loving Dem."  Seriously.  He uses that terminology to describe himself.  Politically speaking, we couldn't be much different.  But, in my heart, he is just my brother.  I love and respect him like he was my kin, and he does the same by me.  

I just cannot even fathom politics being a reason for me to go off like that on anyone I cared about and respected.  What pathetic douchebags these sad people are.

[tuolumnejim]

Also known as "Post the shit you're going to claim you actually said to Republicans" a/k/a, the Bouncy thread.

^^^ DING! DING! DING! DING! We have a winner.  ;D

[soleil]

I just don't get that crap.  I really don't.  One of my best friends is a self-proclaimed "socialist-loving Dem."  Seriously.  He uses that terminology to describe himself.  Politically speaking, we couldn't be much different.  But, in my heart, he is just my brother.  I love and respect him like he was my kin, and he does the same by me.  

I just cannot even fathom politics being a reason for me to go off like that on anyone I cared about and respected.  What pathetic douchebags these sad people are.

Me either tots! I don't get it. We don't all agree. Who does? No need to be so hateful. I would NEVER EVER say those things to a friend or behind their back.

[Karin]

Speaking of official threads, they have one under the GD Prez for running election nite commentary.  They are reporting media reports of very strong turnout.  They are gleeful about this. 

[Ralph Wiggum]

Speaking of official threads, they have one under the GD Prez for running election nite commentary.  They are reporting media reports of very strong turnout.  They are gleeful about this. 

I think the strong turnout is not of the sort the DUmmies are looking for.

[ExGeeEye]

Also known as "Post the shit you're going to claim you actually said to Republicans" a/k/a, the Bouncy thread.

A noob question:  having read a few articles about "Bouncies" I sort of get what they are-- tales of psychological victory over the dreaded puggie vermin, which seem apocryphal-- but I wonder, why is such a thing called "Bouncy"?

[Ralph Wiggum]

A noob question:  having read a few articles about "Bouncies" I sort of get what they are-- tales of psychological victory over the dreaded puggie vermin, which seem apocryphal-- but I wonder, why is such a thing called "Bouncy"?

Named after the purported originator of the type of tale, Bouncy Ball.  Here's a primer for you:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,17102.0.html

[ExGeeEye]

Ah so.  Thank you.

[USA4ME]

I will give this site, and conservative sites in general, kudos for the way we handle ourselves during the election cycles.  If one were to draw a line with +10 being very excited and -10 being very depressed, when we win elections we're about a +3 and when we lose we're maybe a -2.  OTOH, the primitives are, respectively, a +8 and a -9.  They may even go into the little seen -11 tonight.  Should be fun to watch.

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[Carl]

I will give this site, and conservative sites in general, kudos for the way we handle ourselves during the election cycles.  If one were to draw a line with +10 being very excited and -10 being very depressed, when we win elections we're about a +3 and when we lose we're maybe a -2.  OTOH, the primitives are, respectively, a +8 and a -9.  They may even go into the little seen -11 tonight.  Should be fun to watch.

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Was just taking a jaunt and they have themselves convinced it is all a farce and dems will win big.
Several threads cite "cell phones causing polls to be wrong" even though as shown on another thread here that has been put forward and flopped for many elections.

It should be epic to watch tonight.

[BlueStateSaint]

Was just taking a jaunt and they have themselves convinced it is all a farce and dems will win big.
Several threads cite "cell phones causing polls to be wrong" even though as shown on another thread here that has been put forward and flopped for many elections.

It should be epic to watch tonight.

I find it laughable that they think that anyone who owns a cell phone votes Democrat.

[JohnnyReb]

I find it laughable that they think that anyone who owns a cell phone votes Democrat.

You know all the "FREE" government cell phone holders will.

[Carl]

I find it laughable that they think that anyone who owns a cell phone votes Democrat.

The theory holds that young (under 30) voters don`t have landlines so can`t be reached by pollsters and since it is assumed that they all will vote dem it means the polls are wrong.

As shown in this thread  http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50573.0.html posted by Mr.Wiggum that theory has been around for years and has never been correct.

Professional polling companies recognize the possibility and have adjusted for it yet DUmmies are still sure it is a new thing that only they have thought of in the last few weeks or days.

They are just really stupid beings.

[true_blood]

And they say the republicans want to make America a third world Country?!
Hey DUmmies? How many people are currently unemployed? How many foreclosures are occurring every month? How many banks are closing down monthly?! In case you don't/didn't know, the answer is, A LOT. By the way, Bush or the republicans aren't in power and haven't been for at least 2 years. Wait till you DUmmies see your HELLCARE system under the imposter. Oh by the way, that HELLCARE is a jobs killer too. Funny, how your imposter gives money to the banks that you all libs/DUmmies declare war on too, isn't it?! Wouldn't you want them to fail if you loathed them so much?!