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DUmmies predict the election: from ecstasy to agony, 2004 style!!!
« on: November 02, 2010, 08:32:30 AM »
On the day of this historic election, I thought I'd bring back some lovely memories of DUmmyville from 2004.  The collective DUmmy mood swings all day are a hoot.  I originially posted this on CU in 2005, had this saved on an old laptop & recovered the file to post here today.  I hope all the links still work....enjoy the DUmmies in full misery! :cheers:

How much crying and whining will we hear from the pukes?

TIA: 10/11 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 325 EV, ZOGBY 47-44

Will Pitt : Zogby's internal tracking poll - the one you need a password to see...

Do you think Kerry held back during the last debate?

TIA: Election Model: Independent and media pollsters agree: * is toast!

Will Bush concede the election?

Using Election Scorecard--let's predict when Kerry will claim victory

The cellphone brigade and why the polls may be wrong (Joe Trippi)

IN A LANDSLIDE. In. A. Landslide.

We already know it will be a
Kerry LANDSLIDE...

TIA: BACKTESTING THE 2000 ELECTION: PROOF THE ELECTION MODEL WORKS!

OMG Bush Is SO OVER! Let's Gloat.

Does anyone out there feel a little bad for *?

Folks forget "close Kerry victory." We're looking at a LANDSLIDE

Who remembers "Kerry's a closer" ?

This is how I see the electoral map panning out.

Straight from the mouth of ROVE -"WATCH ZOGBY"

$kimmer: What Everyone is Saying About the Debates...

TIA: 10/14 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 316 EV, 97% WIN PROB, 50.9% OF THE VOTE

Prediction Thread for 10/15! Place your bets!

Why Kerry will win.

WTF? Kerry leads in FOX 50-48, AP/WP 48-46, GALLUP 50-48, AP 50-46...so

Why I Hate The Electoral College System...

The October Surprise is . . .

I smell something fishy going on with the GOP

AP Wire, November 3, 2004:

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kerry's EV job not that difficult, in fact *excellent*

Voters aged 30-49 favor Bush - Who are these people?

Frank Luntz (Repub Pollster) says bush in trouble

Pitt: I gave my life to this election. Are you ready for November 3rd?

Democratic Senate Gains/Loss for November 2004

READ THIS - Voter dissatisfaction indicates it won't be close

Top Ten Reasons Kerry Will Beat George Bush

OMG - CNN just tipped their hand re: Election Theft 04

Will "exit polling" be used to
assist GOP vote theft?

Nov. 2 Predictions

John Zogby-John Kerry will be the 44th President of the United States.

I predict that Democrats will win back Senate (net gain of 4 seats)

we may not have a president by January 20th

Is Tennessee in play now? Early voter turnout HUGE!

Dick Morris on Faux: Bush is in trouble. Only one way he can win.

Post Your Election Prediction

Hey Experts -- Will Dems Take Control Of Senate... House?

What's your gut feeling about the election?

Folks this isn't looking like a "close" Kerry win but a LANDSLIDE

Red Sox win- Good omen for Kerry?

Don't you dare under estimate the value Bill Clinton will have.

TIA: 10/20 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 312 EV, 96% WIN PROB, 51.39% OF THE VOTE

Anyone that votes for Shrub is just as guilty as him.

Lets talk upsets...

Kerry/Edwards WILL win

TIA: For Kerry to have a 99.99% win probability, he needs...

BIN LADEN FOUND!!!

Frantic Freepers discussing recession

Seeking comments on my election prediction

Kerry by a LANDSLIDE

Kerry LANDSLIDE - Prediction update:

Kerry has closed the deal

After winning, we should not humiliate freepers.

Why is it so hard for Kerry to win?

Depressed Freepers have lost faith.

What are you looking forward to if Kerry wins the election?

99.94%! Kerry's win probability (332 EV) if he gets 75% of the undecided

prediction: NOT EVEN CLOSE: kerry 52%; bush 47%; others 1%

Any Other Pessimists Out There

Stock Market Indicator Update: How do you spell "toast" with one letter? W

Please post your state-by-state predictions, if you dare.

I've had a "spaketh." Kerry is going to win in a landslide.

TIA: Kerry: Down the stretch, closing the deal. Bush: flatlining at 46%.

Kerry will win the popular vote 51% to 47% , Bush has peaked

Is anyone else feeling optimistic?

Transition to Kerry - what can Bush do from Nov 3 to Jan 20?

Bookies pick Kerry 20 to 1

Red States Going Blue

Why Kerry will win and the inaccuracy of polls

mopaul: who will be the biggest sore losers, us or them?

I'm betting Kerry takes it with 60%..

It's possible that Chimpy McFlightsuit is losing Texas!

Does the Red Sox Victory Make You Feel Better About A Kerry Win?

How crazy is this election prediction?

What's Kerry doing right that Gore did wrong in '00?

Folks, it's not going to be as close as they say. Kerry by at least 6.

TIA: 10/30 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 321 EV, 98.4% WIN PROB, 51.17% OF THE VOTE

The pollsters DON'T take into consideration a HUGE Democratic turnout!

TIA: BIG BLUE (Monte Carlo Simulations)

Which state will be the biggest surpriseTuesday night ?

The Ultimate Pollster says KERRY WILL WIN!

Trumad: The official "What time John Kerry will be announced President" pool!!!

Who is in favor of abolishing the electoral college?

Have you ever seen the Dems so united? I mean, seriously...

How big of a win will it take for the other side not to holler "foul"?

RAIN - The 'Hanging Chad' of 2004

My fearless predictions for Tuesday

When Bush* is Defeated, Which Loser Will Throw the Biggest Tantrum?

It's IMPOSSIBLE to logically predict a Bush* win in a tied race.

TIA: 10/31 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 323 EV, 98% WIN PROB, 51.3% OF THE VOTE

What will be the very 1st thing you do the moment Kerry is declared winner

SENATE prediction:

Name your SURPRISE state

STATE-BY-STATE PREDICTIONS -- Add your input here!

Bush Told He Will Lose

It's official! ESPN Sportscenter predicts Kerry win!

An earthquake is about to shake the Republican Party...

TIA: 11/01 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 317 EV, 98% WIN PROB

61%. . .

When Kerry wins, who will be the next Chief Justice?

With AP running "exit" polls, when can we start to expect data?

WILL YOU ALL QUIT IT WITH THE KERRY LANSLIDE TALK!!!!

TIA: 11/01 ELECTION MODEL FINAL EDITION: KERRY 337/201, 99.9% WIN PROB, 51.80%

Political oddsmaker website: IT'S KERRY! This guy is never wrong.

Exit polls snapshot (2:00 pm) Not Bad !!

Zogby Final Prediction: Kerry 311, Bush 213

"Skewed exit polls?" Are we about to be DIEBOLDED?!?

Are we being ambushed?  By bogus exit poll numbers?

Aside from the usual caution about exit polls, remember

Expect news of Bush meltdown to be sudden and massive ...

I sense dread in Ohio and FL.

When do we get to tell Freeps to quit whinning and just GET OVER IT?

BULLS-it WOLF, you cocksucking whore!!!

Zogby : K 311, B 213 (6:41 PM 10/2/04)

Freepers Starting to Crack

Florida will go for Kerry

G-- damn the electoral college system to hell!

Karl Rove is gonna try and steal this thing

We are going to win, but what this election tells me is that our country

These red states are making me so mad!!!

Let me help you people freaking out- out

next step is succession....

I think the networks are purposely holding out blue states.

well, raise your hand if you thought it would be a landslide.

I predict: OH will go to Kerry. Believe it.

What will it mean if Kerry loses Ohio AND Florida?

Who else hears the cavalry approaching?

KERRY NEEDS A GAIN OF ONLY 120,000 TO TAKE LEAD IN OHIO

For those of you who are nervous...

Any theories as to why exit polls not matching actual numbers in FL and OH

"Litigating the results would be bad for the country"

Anybody else having a lot of difficulty believing the vote is this close?

I don't think we have the votes in OH, think we have lost. Nt

Remember that the exit polls showed a Kerry win....

EXIT POLLS SHOW THIS ELECTION HAS BEEN STOLEN

What happened to the youth vote?

Someone f--king explain this to me...

Stolen Election: Part Deux

Even if AWOL is DECLARED the winner, do NOT despair

This ain't over till Michael Moore says it's over....

We live in a nation of idiots.

NBC: OHIO may go to Kerry!!! (1:39 AM, 11/3/04)

Oh My F--king God -- KERRY IS GOING TO BE THE PRESIDENT!!!

We will not surrender - everyone wear black hoodies tomorrow

something is wrong

Heads up, DUers. The crackdown will be coming, and we'll all be included.

WHAT THE F-CK HAPPENED after 5pm this afternoon?

We need to face reality

Will liberals be rounded up?

I just don't believe any of it.

What to do now? First: Stop Buying Shit You Don't Need!!!

Lurking Freepers: When YOUR Kid Gets Drafted...Don't Cry To Me!!

WHICH IS WORSE: * wins due to fraud, or * wins because he actually WON?

I plan to point out the blood on at least half of America's hands....

We lost on cultural issues

Did He Concede to Make Sure He Wouldn't Win?

Conceding is the best thing Kerry can do for our cause, and here's why:

TAKE TO THE STREETS! FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY!

ONE MORE TIME: STOLEN AGAIN -- HERE ARE FACTS -- USE THEM!

Time for Payback (Repukes Be Warned)

I AM ASHAMED TO BE AN AMERICAN. THERE. I SAID IT.

Saying Goodbye to Politics

An open letter to... shudder... President Bush

The five stages of grief--where are you this afternoon?

What A F-cked Up Country We Live In... How Did We Get To Be Like This?

O.K. lets do some predictions for the next 4 years of Bush

LISTEN UP GUYS... I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ALL OF YOU!!!

Thanks Mr. Kerry. You left us holding the bag.

I don't think this thing is over till it's over

What Are You Doing Today To Cope?

Grown people crying, check in

Why is there no outrage?

CBS: Kerry concedes
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Re: DUmmies predict the election: from ecstasy to agony, 2004 style!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2010, 09:26:49 AM »
Ahahaha. VERY well done, Ralph. Goes from bad, to worse, to orgasmically funny, to dangerous in some parts. DUmor Land is truly schitzophrenic. You must have put a lot of hard work into finding all that (Gotta say it) shit.
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Re: DUmmies predict the election: from ecstasy to agony, 2004 style!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2010, 09:28:43 AM »
I haven't looked at any of the threads but the headlines are hilarious!

Good job!!

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Re: DUmmies predict the election: from ecstasy to agony, 2004 style!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2010, 09:33:01 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on November 02, 2010, 09:28:43 AM
I haven't looked at any of the threads but the headlines are hilarious!

Good job!!

KC

Yeah and who would have ever guessed that Me-Shell Obama was posting at the DUmp way back then.....

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Re: DUmmies predict the election: from ecstasy to agony, 2004 style!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2010, 09:40:07 AM »
In the words of that great lefty muse, Barbra Streisand . . .

Memories, like the corners of my mind . . . :uhsure:
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Re: DUmmies predict the election: from ecstasy to agony, 2004 style!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2010, 09:52:45 AM »
Ah, such sweet memories....
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Re: DUmmies predict the election: from ecstasy to agony, 2004 style!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2010, 10:43:44 AM »
OK, I just added this post to my Bookmarks, no way can I read all those links today but I'll read most of them over the weekend. Thanks for posting it!
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Re: DUmmies predict the election: from ecstasy to agony, 2004 style!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2010, 12:44:00 PM »
What an outstanding compilation!  Thanks a million!
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Re: DUmmies predict the election: from ecstasy to agony, 2004 style!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2010, 02:57:29 PM »
Ahhhh. DUmmie tears. They are sweet like honey. ;D
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Re: DUmmies predict the election: from ecstasy to agony, 2004 style!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2010, 04:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on November 02, 2010, 02:57:29 PM
Ahhhh. DUmmie tears. They are sweet like honey. ;D

And have enough residual THC to deliver a pleasant buzz.
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Re: DUmmies predict the election: from ecstasy to agony, 2004 style!!!
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Quote from: miskie on November 02, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
And have enough residual THC to deliver a pleasant buzz.

Damn!  I've been sober over a year now, and I don't want to blow that with DUmor tears! :'( :'( :'(
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