Trick or treat Bouncy

[dandi]

rsmith6621 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Nov-01-10 01:38 AM
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Well Tonights Trick or Treaters and the Fun I Had
   
Edited on Mon Nov-01-10 01:42 AM by rsmith6621

...Tonight my wife and I had about 25 T&Ters...... about the eighth door knocker the neighborhood republican mom stopped by with her 10 year old daughter and I was the one to answer the door.....The girl was dressed up as new age Witch with a long black haired wig on... So I told my wife to come and take a look at her, about half way to the door I said I think its a Christine O'Donell trick or treater...her mother first laughed until she figured out what I was saying then got smirky on me, my wife stood and told the girl what a delightful costume she had on as I made my way to the kitchen.....when I returned I put a variety of candy bars and skittles in her bag and wished her luck for lots of candy then I handed her mother a Lipton Tea bag and said "here you go something to sip on Tuesday night to watch many of those politicians you voted for go down the drain"


Guess what....she and her daughter went down the sidewalk quick....I found the bag half way down the sidewalk.....Oh well it was fun.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9431320

What, no snark about admonishing the conservative for letting her kids "take handouts?" Do I have to write these things for them?

Not many responses (It's early), but here's my fave:

prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Nov-01-10 01:43 AM
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2. Why don't you just poll people at the door
   
and only give candy out to the children of good Dems?

Personally, I think it was a douche move, but I'm sure you'll find the applause you seek here.

BTW, how does a "new age witch" dress? Don't they wear long, frumpy calico dresses with beads and Birkenstocks and smell slightly of b.o., sandalwood, and garlic hummus? Somehow, I don't think a kid would go for that.

[formerlurker]

Yeah that was kind of slimy of him to say that to the little girl.   Wait... what am I saying, of course he didn't say that -- that was kind of slimy of him to THINK about making a little's girl costume political fodder.

[dutch508]

This one time I am going to believe this is true-

It was a kid and her mom. No DUmpmonkie could refuse to insult them. Bad manners and taste is standard issue to a worthless piece of shit like this.

[Karin]

The few replies he got, generally condemned him for messing around with the kid's Halloween.  If true, it was a douchebag thing to do.  Making enemies of your neighbors is not a good idea. 

[Doc Savage]

I think the dummie better retrieve that tea bag, although I think he is going to need something a little stronger than tea for Tuesday night.  Might have to burn some of those hemp clothes in the fire pit outside at about 11 pm.  That should do it.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

This is the perfect analogy for conservatism against health care, etc.

Yes, candy is nice nice but because liberals are petty, spiteful, vindictive little shit balls they should not be allowed to hold the federal candy jar.

[BlueStateSaint]

I think he is going to need something a little stronger than tea for Tuesday night.

Maybe a Long Island Iced Tea . . . or five.

[JohnnyReb]

Heard the crowd whinning as they came down the street...just knew they were all democrats ....so I turned off the porch light and ate all the candy before they could rob me.

Oh yeah...I was dressed as a cop and hid in the bushes.

My Halloween bouncy tale.

 

[Ballygrl]

rsmith6621 Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Nov-01-10 01:38 AM
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Well Tonights Trick or Treaters and the Fun I Had

Very mature!

Here's what I did when the local lib that I know well who lives near me came to my house with her family, the kids were adorable, hubby and I fussed over them, we gave them their candy, we talked about how chilly it was and where they were heading next for candy, and we were laughing about the decorations that the kids curiously looked at, we told them to have a fun night and stay safe.

How boring of us!

[IassaFTots]

My Halloween Bouncy.  I was not home for the trick or treaters.  They egged my house.  Tonight I get to go home and clean dried egg white off of my front windows that should be cooked crispy, as the windows face east. 

Woot.

[terry]

This is the perfect analogy for conservatism against health care, etc.

Yes, candy is nice nice but because liberals are petty, spiteful, vindictive little shit balls they should not be allowed to hold the federal candy jar.

H5

[jukin]

And then the little witch gave the OP a crotch punch.

Rule 1 on Halloween, be nice or be chicken bombed.

[true_blood]

rsmith6621 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Nov-01-10 01:38 AM
Original message
Well Tonights Trick or Treaters and the Fun I Had
   
Edited on Mon Nov-01-10 01:42 AM by rsmith6621

...Tonight my wife and I had about 25 T&Ters...... about the eighth door knocker the neighborhood republican mom stopped by with her 10 year old daughter and I was the one to answer the door.....The girl was dressed up as new age Witch with a long black haired wig on... So I told my wife to come and take a look at her, about half way to the door I said I think its a Christine O'Donell trick or treater...her mother first laughed until she figured out what I was saying then got smirky on me, my wife stood and told the girl what a delightful costume she had on as I made my way to the kitchen.....when I returned I put a variety of candy bars and skittles in her bag and wished her luck for lots of candy then I handed her mother a Lipton Tea bag and said "here you go something to sip on Tuesday night to watch many of those politicians you voted for go down the drain"

Man, I love it when a DUmmie tells a story. It's so humorous.
You want to know what's really humorous here? The fact that this DUmmie has to walk back and forth to the kitchen to grab the candy every time a trick or treater comes to the door. You FAIL!!
As for the date of November 3rd, make sure you got plenty of bong hits left and plenty of ho ho's. You may be so depressed, you may not leave the house for a while.

[blitzkrieg_17]

And then the little witch gave the OP a crotch punch.

Rule 1 on Halloween, be nice or be chicken bombed.

  H5! He deserved it.

[delilahmused]

Man, I love it when a DUmmie tells a story. It's so humorous.
You want to know what's really humorous here? The fact that this DUmmie has to walk back and forth to the kitchen to grab the candy every time a trick or treater comes to the door. You FAIL!!
As for the date of November 3rd, make sure you got plenty of bong hits left and plenty of ho ho's. You may be so depressed, you may not leave the house for a while.

And why the hell would he "happen" to go outside? And in the same direction she and her kid walked? Stalking? What parent would make their kid throw their ENTIRE SACK of candy down just because a couple of them came from a liberal house?

Me, I'd take the tea bag and bring him a nice, steaming cup bright and early Wednesday morning!

Cindie

[Ballygrl]

And why the hell would he "happen" to go outside? And in the same direction she and her kid walked? Stalking? What parent would make their kid throw their ENTIRE SACK of candy down just because a couple of them came from a liberal house?

Me, I'd take the tea bag and bring him a nice, steaming cup bright and early Wednesday morning!

Cindie

that's actually an awesome idea! here's your tea sweetie!

[JohnnyReb]

And why the hell would he "happen" to go outside? And in the same direction she and her kid walked? Stalking? What parent would make their kid throw their ENTIRE SACK of candy down just because a couple of them came from a liberal house?

Me, I'd take the tea bag and bring him a nice, steaming cup bright and early Wednesday morning!

Cindie

Run it through your kidneys first and take it to him luke warm. Hey, it's the "green" "recycling" thing to do.

[true_blood]

Me, I'd take the tea bag and bring him a nice, steaming cup bright and early Wednesday morning!
Cindie

Nice and early so he's not late for work. 
Oh wait, primitive,.....never mind.

[Randy]

Nice and early so he's not late for work. 
Oh wait, primitive,.....never mind.

Well it would be the perfect pick-me-up for his first day out looking for that new job. 

Ahhhh I can picture the scene now. Damn Freeper troll showing up on the doorstep with a nice hot steaming cuppa tea with a nice cinnamon stick swirling gently around the rim. Freeper rings the doorbell and you hear the pleasant DING DOOONGG of the bell. Cursing and mumbling as the DUmbshit rattles up the basement stairs.
The whoosh of wind ruffling the hair and the cinnamon stick as the door is thrown open, a snarling WTF DO YOU WANT!!!!! bellowed out the door.
A pleasant smile with a devilish twinkle in the eye as our hero holds the cup forward and sweetly says. "We took it all last night. We got our Hope & Change. Here's a nice cup of tea for you. I know you'll need it to start your new life as a working stiff. Life as you know it is now over. Welcome to adulthood."

[true_blood]

Well it would be the perfect pick-me-up for his first day out looking for that new job. 

Ahhhh I can picture the scene now. Damn Freeper troll showing up on the doorstep with a nice hot steaming cuppa tea with a nice cinnamon stick swirling gently around the rim. Freeper rings the doorbell and you hear the pleasant DING DOOONGG of the bell. Cursing and mumbling as the DUmbshit rattles up the basement stairs.
The whoosh of wind ruffling the hair and the cinnamon stick as the door is thrown open, a snarling WTF DO YOU WANT!!!!! bellowed out the door.
A pleasant smile with a devilish twinkle in the eye as our hero holds the cup forward and sweetly says. "We took it all last night. We got our Hope & Change. Here's a nice cup of tea for you. I know you'll need it to start your new life as a working stiff. Life as you know it is now over. Welcome to adulthood."

LOVE IT! I can picture that!

[Evil_Conservative]

I call BS.

All of the houses that had "Obama" and "Moving Forward" poster boards had their lights off yesterday.  Granted, it was only two, but still.  We should have knocked on their door and demanded free candy anyway.

[Ballygrl]

negativenihil  (587 posts)
Mon Nov-01-10 03:12 PM
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22. this is what we call "a dick move" where i come from.
   
Seriously, come on. Halloween is for the kids.

Part of being an adult is in fact acting like an adult (especially in front of kids). You gained nothing with this silly stunt.

Codeine Donating Member (1000+ posts)    
Mon Nov-01-10 07:43 PM
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25. That was douchey.
   
Edited on Mon Nov-01-10 07:45 PM by Codeine
Not every *******ed moment needs to be made political.

Assuming your post isn't just a bullshit fantasy, of course -- which I suspect it is.

woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Nov-01-10 08:33 PM
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28. How embarrassing
   
for you.

BTW, the OP hasn't posted since that post.

[NHSparky]

No trick or treaters came by my hotel room.  I have no idea if any came by my house, but if the last 3 years are any indication, they didn't.  Not the best area to trick-or-treat.

[Chris_]

I haven't seen trick or treaters for about five years, but I do see decorations.  I wonder what's up with that.

[I_B_Perky]

Very mature!

Here's what I did when the local lib that I know well who lives near me came to my house with her family, the kids were adorable, hubby and I fussed over them, we gave them their candy, we talked about how chilly it was and where they were heading next for candy, and we were laughing about the decorations that the kids curiously looked at, we told them to have a fun night and stay safe.

How boring of us!

Pretty much the same here. I made over how pretty the princesses were and pretended to be scared by the devils and spooks. I made sure I had plenty of candy so I could let the kids get a handful and beers or hot chocolate for the moms and dads that wanted one.

My house is quite popular on trick or treat night. I had a blast! Didn't dress up this year... couldn't find my coveralls and gas mask.

Funny thing though... politics never came up once the whole night.