my diagonally-across-the-street neighbors are all lit up for halloween, which I find a bit surprising. I call them the "shrub-huggers". they have several yard signs for green party candidates (despite it being a violation of the HOA bylaws), collect rain water in large, unsightly barrels in the front of their house, cut their lawn with an electric lawn mower, and they drive a prius.
I suppose they are going to give the trick-or-treaters little baggies of leaves and twigs.
oh, mr. shrub hugger goes about 310 lbs, and refuses to wear a shirt during the summer. his wife is bigger than that. much bigger. that prius barely gets up the driveway. I wonder what wifey's carbon footprint is.
