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Offline DixieBelle

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Oh my effing goodness
« on: October 29, 2010, 10:38:34 PM »
This should probably be in the cryin in my beer section.  :evillaugh:

My husband's liberal relative and her best friend are here staying with us so they can go to the Jon Stewart rally tommorow night.

OMG I am having my very own super bouncy!!!  :lmao: :p :thatsright: :mental: :evillaugh: :censored:

So far I've heard:

"I hate Sarah Palin with the intensity of a1000 suns"

"We're in so much debt because of Bush's wars!"

"Keith Olbermann and Bill Maher rock!"


Seriously. How can an educated 30 year woman be so dumb? Nevermind it's rheotorical.

They are downstairs making signs for the rally. I have bitten my tongue in two to keep from saying what I'm really thinking!!  :fuelfire: :innocent:
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No, my friends, there’s only one really progressive idea. And that is the idea of legally limiting the power of the government. That one genuinely liberal, genuinely progressive idea — the Why in 1776, the How in 1787 — is what needs to be conserved. We need to conserve that fundamentally liberal idea. That is why we are conservatives. --Bill Whittle

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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2010, 10:41:02 PM »
:rofl:  Just think how much better it will be when they leave.

Ommmm....
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2010, 10:43:42 PM »
I purposely chose to not utter a single word and smile and be the best Aunt ever! I can't WAIT to tell them when they leave, I'm really glad you had a good time in a knuckle-dragging, racist, tea baggers house. :rofl:

I should set up a hidden camera.
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No, my friends, there’s only one really progressive idea. And that is the idea of legally limiting the power of the government. That one genuinely liberal, genuinely progressive idea — the Why in 1776, the How in 1787 — is what needs to be conserved. We need to conserve that fundamentally liberal idea. That is why we are conservatives. --Bill Whittle

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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2010, 10:43:54 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 29, 2010, 10:38:34 PM
This should probably be in the cryin in my beer section.  :evillaugh:

My husband's liberal relative and her best friend are here staying with us so they can go to the Jon Stewart rally tommorow night.

OMG I am having my very own super bouncy!!!  :lmao: :p :thatsright: :mental: :evillaugh: :censored:

So far I've heard:

"I hate Sarah Palin with the intensity of a1000 suns"

"We're in so much debt because of Bush's wars!"

"Keith Olbermann and Bill Maher rock!"


Seriously. How can an educated 30 year woman be so dumb? Nevermind it's rheotorical.

They are downstairs making signs for the rally. I have bitten my tongue in two to keep from saying what I'm really thinking!!  :fuelfire: :innocent:

you have guns, right? :-)

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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2010, 10:45:34 PM »
Yeah :-)

should I go clean one first thing in the morning?

Okay, props to my hubby for trying to come up with snarky slogans for their signs that could be taken either way. :rofl: I'll have to wait and see which ones they come up with.
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I can see November 2 from my house!!!

Spread my work ethic, not my wealth.

Forget change, bring back common sense.
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No, my friends, there’s only one really progressive idea. And that is the idea of legally limiting the power of the government. That one genuinely liberal, genuinely progressive idea — the Why in 1776, the How in 1787 — is what needs to be conserved. We need to conserve that fundamentally liberal idea. That is why we are conservatives. --Bill Whittle

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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2010, 10:46:28 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 29, 2010, 10:38:34 PM
This should probably be in the cryin in my beer section.  :evillaugh:

My husband's liberal relative and her best friend are here staying with us so they can go to the Jon Stewart rally tommorow night.

OMG I am having my very own super bouncy!!!  :lmao: :p :thatsright: :mental: :evillaugh: :censored:

So far I've heard:

"I hate Sarah Palin with the intensity of a1000 suns"

"We're in so much debt because of Bush's wars!"

"Keith Olbermann and Bill Maher rock!"


Seriously. How can an educated 30 year woman be so dumb? Nevermind it's rheotorical.

They are downstairs making signs for the rally. I have bitten my tongue in two to keep from saying what I'm really thinking!!  :fuelfire: :innocent:

see?  that is control.  kids, watch this and not some NFL receiver*.

*yes, I know
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2010, 10:47:38 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 29, 2010, 10:45:34 PM
Yeah :-)

should I go clean one first thing in the morning?

Okay, props to my hubby for trying to come up with snarky slogans for their signs that could be taken either way. :rofl: I'll have to wait and see which ones they come up with.

do what everyone is doing;  just remain quiet, and then clobber them at the ballot box

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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2010, 10:48:35 PM »
I gotta come up with a witty and devasting (but delivered calmy and sweetly) retort as they are leaving Monday.
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2010, 10:59:25 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 29, 2010, 10:48:35 PM
I gotta come up with a witty and devasting (but delivered calmy and sweetly) retort as they are leaving Monday.

as a southern belle, you know that understatement is the quickest way to nuclear explosion.
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2010, 11:00:41 PM »
MAKE PIECE(s) SO WE CAN ABORT THEM.
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2010, 11:01:58 PM »
LOLZ.

They came up with "homosexuality prevents abortions" for their sign. WTF.
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Forget change, bring back common sense.
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No, my friends, there’s only one really progressive idea. And that is the idea of legally limiting the power of the government. That one genuinely liberal, genuinely progressive idea — the Why in 1776, the How in 1787 — is what needs to be conserved. We need to conserve that fundamentally liberal idea. That is why we are conservatives. --Bill Whittle

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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2010, 11:06:03 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 29, 2010, 11:01:58 PM
LOLZ.

They came up with "homosexuality prevents abortions" for their sign. WTF.

But doesn't it help AIDS spread?
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2010, 11:08:21 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 29, 2010, 11:01:58 PM
LOLZ.

They came up with "homosexuality prevents abortions" for their sign. WTF.

I LOVE to torture the liberal members of my wife's family.

"where is my ****ing pony", is a good one, actually.

I converted my wife to republicanism before I married her.  she became a conservative
after that.

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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2010, 11:09:19 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on October 29, 2010, 11:06:03 PM
But doesn't it help AIDS spread?


i hope you were being :sarcasm:
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2010, 03:25:31 AM »
Ask her if Obama was going to spread the wealth around, why are eating off my table?

Ask her if Obama was going to spread the wealth around, why are you staying in my house and not in a motel?

Ask her if Obama was going to spread the wealth around, why are you not home packing for the trip to India?

ah heck...it's to early and no coffee yet but you get the idea.
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2010, 03:42:55 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 29, 2010, 10:48:35 PM
I gotta come up with a witty and devasting (but delivered calmy and sweetly) retort as they are leaving Monday.
Just wave and say "Hey! Jon Stewert for president! How could that *comedian* be any worse at destroying YOUR economy, forcing your children and grandchildren into indebted servitude, and murdering your neighbors via terrorism than the current joker in the White Mosque."


Break out mops and buckets to clean up the bloody puss from the resultant exploding heads.
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2010, 03:47:33 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 29, 2010, 11:01:58 PM
LOLZ.

They came up with "homosexuality prevents abortions" for their sign. WTF.
Well I don't know about you but if I saw that shit in my house, I would promptly kick their ass out into the street!
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2010, 05:24:38 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on October 30, 2010, 03:42:55 AM
Just wave and say "Hey! Jon Stewert for president! How could that *comedian* be any worse at destroying YOUR economy, forcing your children and grandchildren into indebted servitude, and murdering your neighbors via terrorism than the current joker in the White Mosque."


Break out mops and buckets to clean up the bloody puss from the resultant exploding heads.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:


And now, having actually thought about that statement... :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2010, 05:32:37 AM »
Fox News on the television the entire time they are there is torture enough for them -- make sure you look for the bouncy at DU with the lead in "staying with freeper relatives who had faux news on 24/7...." next week.
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2010, 07:42:24 AM »
Ugh. Well they are getting ready and will be leaving soon. I tried to tell them last night that they wanted to leave early because it really doesn't matter what time it starts, it's going to be crowded on the Metro since it runs a Sat. schedule. They were going to leave at 11. LOL!

My husband woke them up about 7:30 (let me sleep in bless his heart) and they started rushing around and panicking because CNN is telling them that it's already crowded or some nonsense like that. Tee Hee!

And in typical liberal fashion, they were oblivious to the whole "Dixe is sleeping in because it's a Saturday" rule in our house and woke me up by talking loudly in the hall outside my bedroom. Seriously. I swear, if she wasn't family.....
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2010, 07:45:32 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 30, 2010, 07:42:24 AM
Ugh. Well they are getting ready and will be leaving soon. I tried to tell them last night that they wanted to leave early because it really doesn't matter what time it starts, it's going to be crowded on the Metro since it runs a Sat. schedule. They were going to leave at 11. LOL!

My husband woke them up about 7:30 (let me sleep in bless his heart) and they started rushing around and panicking because CNN is telling them that it's already crowded or some nonsense like that. Tee Hee!

And in typical liberal fashion, they were oblivious to the whole "Dixe is sleeping in because it's a Saturday" rule in our house and woke me up by talking loudly in the hall outside my bedroom. Seriously. I swear, if she wasn't family.....

DB, I am so proud of you!!!!

They aren't coming back after they go to poopstock, are they?
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2010, 07:45:44 AM »
I think when you send them on their merry way today.....

Bless your hearts, girls....do be careful today.

remembering of course, that "bless" is a 4 syllable word.... :evillaugh:
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2010, 07:48:35 AM »
LOLZ Deb!!!! I will.

Yeah, they are here until Monday so I'm sure they will jacked up like Chris Matthews' leg when they get back.
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No, my friends, there’s only one really progressive idea. And that is the idea of legally limiting the power of the government. That one genuinely liberal, genuinely progressive idea — the Why in 1776, the How in 1787 — is what needs to be conserved. We need to conserve that fundamentally liberal idea. That is why we are conservatives. --Bill Whittle

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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2010, 07:54:00 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 30, 2010, 07:48:35 AM
LOLZ Deb!!!! I will.

Yeah, they are here until Monday so I'm sure they will jacked up like Chris Matthews' leg when they get back.

Oh GOD bless.  I don't know what to tell you then. That is an awful long time to test southern grace. 
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Re: Oh my effing goodness
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2010, 09:04:28 AM »
You are a bigger person, I couldn't hold back the jabs. When my brother was here last Christmas he watched msnbc all the time, I thought allowing him to watch it on my TV was selfless, you beat me in that department.
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