All this talk about gay "marriage," let me tell you, I've been IN a gay marriage and it was no picnic! No, I wasn't married to a guy! My ex-wife turned out to be a lesbian, cheating like hell with some bulldykes uglier than the Devil's pet vulture.
And let's not have any idiots responding, "Well, if it's two HOT chicks!" If you were to say that within a few feet of me, I'd backhand the snot out of you! Imagine you crack your wife's email and find out she's been cheating her ASS off, taking "business trips" that weren't really business trips to meet bulldykes she's met online, and throw in the fact that your two young daughters' lives are about to be torn a-freakin'-part. Ooo, yeah, that's REAL hot, isn't it? Guys who say stupid stuff like that should never be allowed within a million miles of a marriage vow.