Bowlegged Cowboys and the Bard
Hanna Bell was shopping one day with her son Little Johnny when Little Johnny spotted a pair bowlegged cowboys coming out of the mall.
Johnny pulled on Hanna's hand and said, "Ma, Ma, look at those fu@king bowlegged cowboys!"
Hanna was mortified and told her son that it was not polite to point to a person and make that sort of comment.
For punishment Hanna told Little Johnny he would have to read a play by Shakespeare. No shopping again until he finished reading the play.
When Little Johnny finally finished Hanna took him to the mall once again.
As luck would have it as they approached the mall, out strode another pair of bowlegged cowboys.
Remembering what happened last time Little Johnny pulled on Hanna's hand and uttered, "Alas my Queen, what fools be these, who march their balls in parentheses?"
