Launch Operation Cheetos!
Well, see, the deal is, the DUmpster has three purposes.
The first is simply to provide diversion and amusement for the general public--and quite obviously the DUmpster is fulfilling that purpose, being the largest (by far) of all the forums here, bringing in traffic from all over, much of which subsequently checks into the other forums on conservativecave.
Lots and lots of people come to the DUmpster for entertainment.
The second is a form of "quality control," much as that used by manufacturers of goods, by the FDA, by the USDA, and so forth. The quality of things are always being checked by outside third parties (or "quality control" departments), to be sure the products are what they claim to be.
The primitives allege themselves to be more intelligent than the run of humanity, more sensitive, more giving and generous, more thoughtful, more creative, more exciting and interesting, more unselfish and considerate, more unbiased and unracist, more rational, more tolerant, &c., &c., &c.
The primitives allege themselves to be all the above, and more.
And so the DUmpster takes a primitive, and "quality checks" it, to be sure it's what it says it is.
(It's not the DUmpster's fault that the primitives are always found lacking.)
That's a useful purpose, and I believe the DUmpster fulfills it.
However, there's a third purpose here, and I'm not so sure.
The DUmpster, to the primitives on Skins's island, is meant to be "the shining city on the hill," the new Zion, the beacon beckoning the primitives to a better place and a better life.
The DUmpster's full of all sorts of good stuff for primitives who want to better themselves.
With the exception of the gigantic primitive, who took our advice and lost another quarter-ton of weight (or however much it was), the DUmpster seems to have not affected the primitives at all.
Despite the illumination and enlightenment decent and civilized people here give the primitives, the primitives still pigheadedly persist in their rude conduct, their bigoted narrow-mindedness, their piss-poor attitudes, their whining, their bitching, their coarseness, their brutalities, their utter stupidity.
It's as if the DUmpster doesn't even exist.
So here's this third purpose, this "shining city on the hill," meant to inspire the primitives towards better things, and it seems the primitives aren't interested in being anything but wretched and miserable.
The primitives are exactly as they were before the DUmpster was created, if not worse.
It's like a guy with half a ton of gold that he wishes to freely give away, but the primitives don't want it.
