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Offline thundley4

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Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« on: October 24, 2010, 04:37:39 PM »
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Librarian enters the Guinness Book of Records for collecting 22.1 grams of 'belly button fluff ' over TWENTY-SIX years
As hobbies go, it's not something you are likely to share with too many friend on the grounds of good taste.
But that's not a problem for librarian Graham Barker who is celebrating being recognised by the Guinness Book of Records - for collecting 'belly button fluff.'
He has saved 22.1 grams of lint - after 'harvesting' it every day for 26 years and has even considered stuffing a cushion with his bizarre collection.
The 45-year-old plucks the 'fluff' while he waits for his shower to warm up.The colour depends on what towel Graham uses.
He said:'The whole process only takes about ten seconds and has become automatic - I don't need to devote much time or attention to it.'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1323303/Librarian-enters-Guinness-World-Records-collecting-belly-button-fluff.html#ixzz13Ja3N2Go

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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2010, 05:08:14 PM »
Well, it does beg the question:

"Does he have an innie or an outie?"

 :lmao:
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2010, 05:09:23 PM »
That is so nasty.  :(
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2010, 05:47:17 PM »
Quote from: soleil on October 24, 2010, 05:09:23 PM
That is so nasty.  :(
It could be worse, toe jam collector
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2010, 05:58:07 PM »
Quote from: cavegal on October 24, 2010, 05:47:17 PM
It could be worse, toe jam collector

It could be even worse, a Fromunda Cheese collector.
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2010, 08:03:44 PM »
ick.



who gets "fluff" in their belly button?

I have an "innie"....that has never had fluff or anything else in it!!
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2010, 08:04:09 PM »
If I wasn't married....
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2010, 08:25:53 PM »
****in' hippes. :mental:
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2010, 09:18:18 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 24, 2010, 08:03:44 PM
ick.



who gets "fluff" in their belly button?

I have an "innie"....that has never had fluff or anything else in it!!

That is probably because you bathe. Ick!! Ick!! Ick!!

I have an innie too. And the only thing I ever recall pulling lint from is my drying machine.
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2010, 10:11:15 PM »
Yeah, but you guys probably don't have a few inches of gut between you and your belly button.  Those things do require cleaning once in a while.
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2010, 11:33:21 PM »
 :doh:  I bet he's going to REMAIN single.  What a  :mental: :loser:
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2010, 11:34:05 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on October 24, 2010, 08:04:09 PM
If I wasn't married....

You still wouldn't date him.

No worries, some women have body habits as bad as men, it seems.
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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2010, 05:08:32 PM »
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2010, 06:04:10 PM »
There was a young man from Nantucket
Said if my navel were a .....nevermind...it won't reach that far.
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Re: Hey Ladies, I bet he's single and available !!
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2010, 06:20:10 PM »
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