I am Schadenfreude and I come in peace.....

[Chris_]

Make me laugh, make me cry.... bitch slap me to tears.

I'll grab a beer and when I come back I wanna see some postings in here. 

[LadyLiberty]

I just smacked you and now I feel so dirty 

[Chris_]

Didn't really plan on participating in the whole "bitch-slapping" thing, but if you insist. 

*slap*

[Dixie*Darling]

Dear Abby Shadie,

It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?

Signed,
Empty Inside

[LadyLiberty]

Dear Abby Shadie,

It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?

Signed,
Empty Inside

 

[Chris_]

I just smacked you and now I feel so dirty 

Oh you enjoyed it! Bend over girlie.  

I owe you a limerick

[Chris_]

Didn't really plan on participating in the whole "bitch-slapping" thing, but if you insist. 

*slap*

Are you trying to tickle me? 

[franksolich]

I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.

[Chris_]

Dear Abby Shadie,

It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?

Signed,
Empty Inside

Ok guys, you heard the lady, fill her up! 

[Red October]

Dear Abby Shadie,

It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?

Signed,
Empty Inside

Ok guys, you heard the lady, fill her up! 

No way!     The last time I participated in one of these my computer caught the Melissa Virus.

[morningAngel]

I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.

for speaking of yourself in the third person
*slap*

[franksolich]

I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.

for speaking of yourself in the third person
*slap*

Now, I already explained this first-person, third-person thing, I think, to the nocturnally foul one.

It has to do with modesty.

If I do something really stupid, I comment "I ****ed up."

If I do something remarkable, I comment, "franksolich did this extraordinary thing."

A corollary to that is if I make a statement of fact about myself, but it looks as if I'm boasting, I use the third person, because I'm just making a statement of fact, and don't want anybody to take it as boasting.

I was taught this by my 5th-grade teacher, Genevieve O'Meara, and I noticed later that many of the Founding Fathers, in their personal correspondence did the same thing, and when it comes to good manners, the Founding Fathers are great exemplars.

It has to do with modesty.

[Chris_]

Dear Abby Shadie,

It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?

Signed,
Empty Inside

Ok guys, you heard the lady, fill her up! 

No way!     The last time I participated in one of these my computer caught the Melissa Virus.

Don't worry I have protection. 

[Chris_]

I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.

for speaking of yourself in the third person
*slap*

Now, I already explained this first-person, third-person thing, I think, to the nocturnally foul one.

It has to do with modesty.

If I do something really stupid, I comment "I ****ed up."

If I do something remarkable, I comment, "franksolich did this extraordinary thing."

A corollary to that is if I make a statement of fact about myself, but it looks as if I'm boasting, I use the third person, because I'm just making a statement of fact, and don't want anybody to take it as boasting.

I was taught this by my 5th-grade teacher, Genevieve O'Meara, and I noticed later that many of the Founding Fathers, in their personal correspondence did the same thing, and when it comes to good manners, the Founding Fathers are great exemplars.

It has to do with modesty.

Hi 5'in Franksolich for dropping the F-bomb in my thread! 

[LadyLiberty]

I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.

I could never slap you  

[LadyLiberty]

I owe you a limerick

I am all eyes 

[morningAngel]

I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.

for speaking of yourself in the third person
*slap*

Now, I already explained this first-person, third-person thing, I think, to the nocturnally foul one.

It has to do with modesty.

If I do something really stupid, I comment "I ****ed up."

If I do something remarkable, I comment, "franksolich did this extraordinary thing."

A corollary to that is if I make a statement of fact about myself, but it looks as if I'm boasting, I use the third person, because I'm just making a statement of fact, and don't want anybody to take it as boasting.

I was taught this by my 5th-grade teacher, Genevieve O'Meara, and I noticed later that many of the Founding Fathers, in their personal correspondence did the same thing, and when it comes to good manners, the Founding Fathers are great exemplars.

It has to do with modesty.

Hi 5'in Franksolich for dropping the F-bomb in my thread! 

he's on my list for next hour's slappings for pomposity

[Chris_]

I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. 

[BEG]

I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. 

I do indeed!   

[BEG]

Dear Abby Shadie,

It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?

Signed,
Empty Inside

I just gave you a couple of hi fives for that.

[Chris_]

I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. 

I do indeed!   

 

so did you master Stack'em? I so suck'em! 

[Chris_]

I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. 

    As a poster there, I have to agree.    I only lurk there now.    I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place. 

[BEG]

I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. 

I do indeed!   

 

so did you master Stack'em? I so suck'em! 

Not yet, I will fill you in on my abilities later. 

[BEG]

I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. 

    As a poster there, I have to agree.    I only lurk there now.    I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place. 

You just got a bitch slap for still being a member there.   

[Chris_]

I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. 

    As a poster there, I have to agree.    I only lurk there now.    I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place. 

They didn't appreciate my brand of humor over there. Are they still performing a circle jerk over there?