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Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« on: October 22, 2010, 12:40:26 PM »
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An irate woman who stripped outside a Sheboygan bar claiming she was about to give birth was in fact not pregnant, authorities said in a criminal complaint filed Monday.


Kyla J. Brumley, 28, of 1403 Weeden Creek Road, is charged with two misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and one count of misdemeanor resisting an officer.

According to the complaint:

Brumley was on her back on the sidewalk — naked from the waist down — when police arrived about 2:30 a.m. Monday, the complaint said. She was outside Rehab Bar & Grill, 1450 S. Eighth St., with a bouncer who said she had suddenly ripped off her pants and underwear.  ...

Spork time




Yes you have read a similar story here, no it's not the same woman. There's an epidemic of this sort of thing!
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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2010, 12:53:57 PM »
Under the circumstances, the below is the only acceptable response . . .

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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2010, 12:57:04 PM »
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Rehab Bar & Grill

I love the name of the bar.

This woman looks much older than 28.
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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2010, 01:40:09 PM »
:tinfoil:
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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2010, 01:40:34 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on October 22, 2010, 12:57:04 PM
I love the name of the bar.

This woman looks much older than 28.
Well named wasn't it?  :-)
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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2010, 01:57:44 PM »
That is so random. And weird. And gross.
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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2010, 02:07:18 PM »
stand back, people!  I am a professional.

hmmm.  sounds like tequila.  too animated for bourbon, and not incoherent enough for vodka. :-)

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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2010, 02:08:48 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on October 22, 2010, 02:07:18 PM
stand back, people!  I am a professional.

hmmm.  sounds like tequila.  too animated for bourbon, and not incoherent enough for vodka. :-)



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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2010, 03:29:57 PM »
No more Yukon Jack for you lady!
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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2010, 08:22:49 PM »
 :popcorn: :uhsure:
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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2010, 08:27:17 PM »
Who would get THAT woman pregnant yuck
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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2010, 08:37:05 PM »
Quote from: littlelamb on October 22, 2010, 08:27:17 PM
Who would get THAT woman pregnant yuck

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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2010, 02:37:45 AM »
Quote from: littlelamb on October 22, 2010, 08:27:17 PM
Who would get THAT woman pregnant yuck

Not so much a who as a WHAT, as in start with a turkey baster.
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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2010, 05:01:20 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 23, 2010, 02:37:45 AM
Not so much a who as a WHAT, as in start with a turkey baster.

Again, think of the poor dinosaurs! :tongue:
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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2010, 05:35:29 PM »
Quote from: littlelamb on October 22, 2010, 08:27:17 PM
Who would get THAT woman pregnant yuck
That's why she went to the bar. To find some drunk as dude. :evillaugh:
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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2010, 05:38:19 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on October 23, 2010, 05:35:29 PM
That's why she went to the bar. To find some drunk as dude. :evillaugh:

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Re: Woman who stripped outside bar to give birth not pregnant
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2010, 05:44:04 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 23, 2010, 05:38:19 PM
The girls all get prettier at closing time....but some are still ugly.
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