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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2010, 01:35:38 AM »
The stench of Muslims offends me. Do they ever take a bath ?? It's particularly bad in the Middle East.
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2010, 08:02:18 PM »
Why does a good thick BLT heavy on the b sound good right now :fuelfire:
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2010, 08:12:32 PM »
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2010, 09:42:10 PM »
You can't remove the extractor fan.

If you remove it greasy vapors accumulate and creates a health and fire hazard.

Then they can fine him for not having it installed.
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2010, 12:02:07 PM »
Sorry.  I had to do it.

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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2010, 12:13:27 PM »
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Last Sunday, we went to this beachside restaurant for brunch. We were sitting at the bar eating, and these guys sitting down from us were served something that smelled incredible. The cook/chef came out a bit later and was standing next to me talking to the bartender and I asked him what it was those guys were eating.....he said "I'll be right back"....

Next thing we knew, he was back with a small plate of these "things". He wouldn't tell me what it was other than that it was pork  and "heart attack on a plate"...until after I tried it...and he was smart to wait, as I might not have tried it otherwise.  It turned out to be strips of "tri-cooked" pork belly. He braises it, then bakes it for several hours. Then slices it up into strips and throws them in the deep fryer. OH. MY. GOSH. The guys who were already eating them, gave us a container of the "dip" they were using with them....it was a smokey horseradish sour cream. Too smokey for me, but I tried them in the Sriracha hollandaise sauce that I had.... drool

Sriracha Hollandaise sauce???
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2010, 12:43:55 PM »
Sriracha Hollandaise sauce???

Yep!! And it was soooooo good!! :drool:

Basic Hollandaise, and the chef just adds Sriracha to it, til he likes the taste. It definitely had a "kick" to it, but not to the extent of being all kick and no flavor. M had the lobster Benedict, and that's what was supposed to come with it, but he took the regular. I wanted to try it, so asked for some....I was really glad that I did. They also had black truffle Hollandaise that I wish I would have tried too.

I used to make Hollandaise from scratch until I tried Knorr's packets. It's easier and tastes just as good, just make sure to use real butter. I'm thinking it would be really good with beef or pork tenderloin too. I usually make Bernaise for  beef tenderloin but I might try this too. 
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2010, 01:21:31 PM »
If a person has to cover the flavor of their beef with sauces then it isn't worth eating!!
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2010, 01:36:58 PM »
If a person has to cover the flavor of their beef with sauces then it isn't worth eating!!

People can't resist gilding the lily.  Consider edible panties, for instance.

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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2010, 04:04:55 PM »
Take out the fan and put in a hog pen....see how they like that... :-)
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2010, 08:41:53 AM »
If a person has to cover the flavor of their beef with sauces then it isn't worth eating!!

+1

sauces are only for inedibles to hide the bad just enough to choke it down. 

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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2010, 08:58:11 AM »
+1

sauces are only for inedibles to hide the bad just enough to choke it down. 

There tends to be a LOT of flavor in sauces. You mean you don't eat gravy?
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2010, 01:10:05 PM »
There tends to be a LOT of flavor in sauces. You mean you don't eat gravy?

On taters and veggies not on the meat. Meat done right needs no help.  :-)

ETA: Of course that only applies to things that are'nt supposed to be smothered in something. Meatballs and such are made to be.
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2010, 02:54:39 PM »
Y'all will get my gravy ladle when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2010, 03:24:26 PM »
Hummmmmmmm I'm seeing a business opportunity for bacon smellies. Perfumes, colognes, air fresheners, car and home. I'll be rich I'm telling you!


Alas, although the niche is still surely an underserved market:


http://smellofbooks.com/aromas/crunchy-bacon-scent/


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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2010, 05:07:51 PM »
On taters and veggies not on the meat. Meat done right needs no help.  :-)

ETA: Of course that only applies to things that are'nt supposed to be smothered in something. Meatballs and such are made to be.

Country fried steak is yummy on its own, but smothered in country white gravy? O M G!

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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2010, 05:15:50 PM »
On taters and veggies not on the meat. Meat done right needs no help.  :-)

ETA: Of course that only applies to things that are'nt supposed to be smothered in something. Meatballs and such are made to be.

I'm laughing as I write this question, but I realize you're serious about the way you prefer your meat - and that's fine. I absolutely respect your choice, though my training in cooking is French-oriented, and that means sauces.

Here's the question:

"Do you segregate everything on your plate in single little piles, and then eat everything one item at a time so as not to 'taint' the meat with a sauce?"
 
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #42 on: October 24, 2010, 05:49:10 PM »
Country fried steak is yummy on its own, but smothered in country white gravy? O M G!

Damn, you made me want to eat one. I have always tried to find the best chicken fried steak, but it is a hard one to find.
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #43 on: October 25, 2010, 11:18:55 AM »
If a person has to cover the flavor of their beef with sauces then it isn't worth eating!!
+1

sauces are only for inedibles to hide the bad just enough to choke it down. 

+1 more.  If the beef is prepared properly, no sauce is needed.  If it isn't done right, there isn't a sauce in the world that could save it.

People can't resist gilding the lily.  Consider edible panties, for instance.

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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2010, 11:30:00 AM »
Damn, you made me want to eat one. I have always tried to find the best chicken fried steak, but it is a hard one to find.

Homemade is best (it's easy).  Many places use frozen steaks from a box. 
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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #45 on: October 25, 2010, 01:24:44 PM »
Homemade is best (it's easy).  Many places use frozen steaks from a box. 


For those that have lived in military housing.

Friend of mine who was raised in the Philippians met and married a  US Service man.

My friend was a teacher, had 7 sisters and a father that lived on a farm that used water Buffalo to plow.

She lived in America and Military housing and the neighbors on both sides of her were not friendly, she was Asian, her husband Black.

She told me that there was not one week when she and family were not harased by the neighbors.     Her Mother came from the island to visit her for a couple of weeks and darn if they were not reported to housing for having a guest.

Her mother was a tough old babe and did not back down.  In her culture there is some kind of a fish dish that stinks to high heavens to outsiders but is beloved by that culture.

Mother began to prepare the fish with the native spices and place it on a BBQ in the back yard.     My friends husband would run for the car and head for the Club on base as the smell caused his balls to shrink to peanut size.

Sort of like smelling salt cod cooked in milk for us Yankees.

Within an hour or less 6 people had called the housing office to complain of this awful smell.

Out came the housing authority to inspect the problem.     RESULT--

My friend and her mother were cooking their food, this is what they ate to live.   One cannot regulate what a person eats this is their culture.

BTW, a few years back at work we had some Temps from wherever and when their food went into the microwave at lunch the smell was of dirty diapers.










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Re: Smell of Frying Bacon Offends Muslims
« Reply #46 on: October 25, 2010, 07:36:01 PM »
BTW, a few years back at work we had some Temps from wherever and when their food went into the microwave at lunch the smell was of dirty diapers.
I can relate to this. We had the same situation at my last job.